Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 15, 2020

Want to see me throw up? (Sometimes the jokes write themselves…)

P3 Some serious flirting going on here. GilPa’s huge finger taps her on the head while his thumb cops a feel and he says “You’re cute”

P1, It doesn’t matter which QB hands off to Blowtop and Charlie.

P2, And if the offensive linemen stay away from the Sloppy Joe’s. . .

P3, Watch it, Gil you could put an eye out!

You might want to check with Chip Kelly about that plan, coach.

P3- Is Marjie throwing an imaginary pigskin or showing the size of her latest Subwich conquest?

In all reality , I’ll throw you one anytime Gil ,just call me . Thanks Marjie !

Roh-oh, here we go again. Maybe my prediction of #3 in the Valley was too optimistic.

Roh is me if this team is going to use that guy as a featured player.

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I think John Madden said if you have two equal quarterbacks, you really have none (or something to that effect).

“Neck and neck”? Is either one of them a good “mudder”?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJxnTmpJ4lU

P3: "….The two QBs are “neck” and “no-neck”, you know, like Walt “No-Neck” Williams, of the 1970’s Chicago White Sox…"

P 4: “…sure!…then, do I get to throw one into you?…”

Marjie will play QB? Has she reviewed the roster to pick out a shower buddy yet?

just hanging with Gil makes Marjie looks 10 years younger

P-1: I’m a modern coach. My plan is to mimic Woody Hayes and Bo Schembechler: two-yards and a cloud of dust football.

P-2: or maybe I’ll copy Don Shula’s 2 back attack

P-3: No, but sounds like

P2- I think most of us would prefer the MILFON volleyball jerseys from the 9/11/2020 strip.

20 comments??

P1: “The quarterbacks are necking again?”

“Yeah, you don’t want to know what the fullback and tallback are doing, but Coach Kaz is helping coach them.”

P2: “We’ll have to play extra two man sets. Get another couple of tubs of K-Y. And Ben Gay for the after game rubdowns.”

P3: Things hits on Mimi. “Not with you, stubby!”

I hope Marjie is good at editing. Because Gil must have spent 20 minutes telling her about his plan to run the ball a lot. Considering he started answering in his office while putting on his coat, continued as they walked through the school, out the door, down the sidewalk, all the way to the football field, onto the field, where he finally ended as his players all stood around doing nothing.

And speaking of doing nothing, I was not doing nothing all day, I was doing many things, thus the late release of today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Mimi channeling inner Mola Ram. Watch your heart, Gil!