Herman by Jim Unger for September 23, 2020

Nope! Where’d you hear that?

Is his last name Brzezinski?

So Fatboy, to what companIes will you be submitting an application after you leave my office…immediately?

“That depends on whether you prefer just a foot in your mouth, or if you also want one up your backside…”

“I’m making tea. Would you like one lump, or two?”

Somebody dropped him in hot water.

You know the old expression, “Suck up and move up.”

Is that your nose or did someone duct tape an Idaho potato to your face?

NEXT!

“That’s Mr. Big Nose to you, Fat Peon.”

Cyrano De Bergerac would have fun with him.

That is hilarious!

Candor in all things, you jerk.

Good question because it’s going to get an immediate answer.

Only if they’re employees.

Hmmm, I’ll have to try that next time with my boss.

He’s aged well, loved him at the Sermon on the Mount!

“Yes. That way I know who to fire fastest.”