“There I was, just proceeding down the lane at a moderate pace, when all of a sudden this madman crosses over the center line and just plows into me head-on! There was nothing I could do.”
A guy hears a knock on his door. He opens it… no-one’s there, but there’s a snail on the stoop looking at him. The guy picks it up and throws it as hard as he can.
A year later, there’s a knock at the same guy’s door. He opens it… no-one’s there, but he looks down and there’s a snail on the stoop. The snail says “what did you go and do that for?”
Well, at least the officer doesn’t have to deal with another high speed chase. The other day, this maniac was doing 100 centimeters an hour down the main drag.
Snails have no hands, how’s he writing up his report?(And don’t tell me: “Touch screen”. They don’t work for snails unless they have a slime protector on them.)
[Unnamed Reader - 77992e] almost 4 years ago
a turtle was mugged by a gang of slugs. when he was asked by police to describe events he said " I don’t know…it all happened so fast"
jasonsnakelover almost 4 years ago
Call Geico. 15 minutes will save you 15% or more on shell insurance.
Vilyehm almost 4 years ago
Sergeant Pepper is taking down their stories. Peacefully. Being snails, they are both avoiding asalt.
RAGs almost 4 years ago
They were going to slug it out until the cop get there.
wameen almost 4 years ago
Reckless driving. He was doing 0.00026 in an 0.00025 zone!
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
Don’t forget to measure the skid marks, officer.
pauljmsn almost 4 years ago
I do so love the comments here.
tudza Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Wow, looks like that turned into a real slug fest.
TStyle78 almost 4 years ago
So if 2 snails crash into each other they turn into slugs?
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
If he doesn’t waste time, the cop can recreate the accident by tracing the slime trail before it dries.
Zykoic almost 4 years ago
A trip to the Shell station soon.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The accident was captured on video but it’s going to take a couple of hours to view it.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“There I was, just proceeding down the lane at a moderate pace, when all of a sudden this madman crosses over the center line and just plows into me head-on! There was nothing I could do.”
Meg: Cute as a Raccoon almost 4 years ago
A guy hears a knock on his door. He opens it… no-one’s there, but there’s a snail on the stoop looking at him. The guy picks it up and throws it as hard as he can.
A year later, there’s a knock at the same guy’s door. He opens it… no-one’s there, but he looks down and there’s a snail on the stoop. The snail says “what did you go and do that for?”
Kaputnik almost 4 years ago
Well, at least the officer doesn’t have to deal with another high speed chase. The other day, this maniac was doing 100 centimeters an hour down the main drag.
Aussie Down Under almost 4 years ago
That’s a lot of damage for a low speed collision.
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
Another day when the comments are funnier than the strip!
EmmettWayne almost 4 years ago
How did they get out alive? In fact, how did they get out at all?
backyardcowboy almost 4 years ago
Snails have no hands, how’s he writing up his report?(And don’t tell me: “Touch screen”. They don’t work for snails unless they have a slime protector on them.)
backyardcowboy almost 4 years ago
It’s not totaled, they can sell it as a Duplex.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
They both will have to shell out a lot of money to fix the damage…
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You should have seen that S car go!!
guy42 almost 4 years ago
What’s the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?
Nothing, either way someone is going to lose a house trailer.
Another Take almost 4 years ago
“After he blamed me for the wreck, he threatened me with Assault Shaker”
mi_sbs almost 4 years ago
This is what happens when two mobile homes collide.
swanridge almost 4 years ago
I usually takes the traffic cop a long time to arrive at an accident, but I bet this was a REALLY long time.
agripotter almost 4 years ago
They have blow up your own airbags.
Mary Sullivan Premium Member almost 4 years ago
LOL
WilliamRichmond almost 4 years ago
Call Jake from State Farm!
Ricky Bennett almost 4 years ago
Sluggo is lit…
Phydeux almost 4 years ago
The sign said MERGE.
Rob Smith Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“It all happened so fast, officer…”
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Arrest them both for indecent exposure.
EmmettWayne almost 4 years ago
You see officer, we were actually trying to mate, and well, things got a little rough, if you know what I mean!
Natarose almost 4 years ago
interesting…tailgating snails
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
How can two snails slug it out?