Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 23, 2020

Should have used a drone to install it, Horace…

And another creative interpretation of “If I Had A Hammer.”

How does he plan to untie the string from the sign once he has it hammered in place? Or will he use a scissor or knife on a stick?

In many ways this is like building a ship in a bottle.

That’s a bit of a stretch.

I’ve always favored the dropping it from a helicopter method.

Good thinking, Horace.

This must be what they mean when they say strong as a horse

So. That’s how it’s done.

Must be his pasture grass (breakfast, lunch and dinner).

This will be hit or miss.

Horace, you’re allowed to walk on the grass to erect the sign….you don’t have to fish around…

That works..

..and then there’s the difficult way.

This means you!

Hang in there, Horace…!

He makes it look easy; it’s not. What they really do is plant special seeds that grow into signs. :)

So that’s how it’s done.

Nice to see that the rules apply to everyone, including the placer of the sign.

Those signs should really be near the edge of the grass anyway. You know, so nearsighted people don’t have to get on the grass to read them.

Should have taped the sign to a lawn dart.

One way to interpret this is him taking the sign off the grass. “Keep out of grass” should apply to the sign as well

Way to keep your greens pristine, Horace. Let’s not walk on the food, and don’t throw shoes at the stake.