Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 17, 2020

Your Tarz is a vainglorious boy. he could have dropped Pomeroy w/ an arrow & tossed him to the hyenas. he’s dead either way so why show off in front of him? (he also runs around in his underwear) Please think this through Mr Burroughs.

Just push him over the cliff.

The difference between the two lords, one has no honour and would kill a defenceless native with a rifle, the other fights on equal terms …..

You really think you have an edge over that athletic jungle hunk, fatso? Or you just like getting stabbed, you big fat pincushion?

Bow and arrow would make quick work of it. Wouldn’t need to be a fatal hit. Just wound in the leg – how ‘bout a knee cap so the idiot would have something to remember Tarzan by. Then turn him over to the authorities. He does have a connection with the authorities doesn’t he?

King Pearshape is going to discover that all those schoolboy taunts that he was a “useless, fat, evil POS” were surprisingly prophetic.

I wouldn’t give anyone who wore knee high socks a chance against Tarzan.

Neither are holding their knives “correctly” for a fight, a tennis racket style grip pointing and slashing toward the opponent is how the Marine Corps advises.

Let’s go soft on this; Tarzan puts up his hand, yells “Stop you have jungle fever, I can help and cure you!” Just then P falls over in a sweat and passes out. Waking after another Tarzan adventure, P is all forgiven because the jungle fever caused uncontrollable violence.

I’m surprised Pomeroy isn’t smoking his cigarette during this man-fight to the death.

HAhahaha! My money is Tarzan! Sure bet!

An old, fat, white guy against Tarzan in a knife fight. Who wins? Gee…let me think.

This is reminiscent of the ending of Tarzan’s Greatest Adventure. One of the best Tarzan movies. (With a more worthy opponent on the cliff).

Dance of death, Piggy Pomeroy’s of course, no one can beat our Jungle Man. I see a strong resemblance between Porky and German actor Gert Frobe who played Goldfinger in the 007 film. Slice that swine in half, Tarzan!

I’m not sure that the way they are holding those blade is the most effective. Wouldn’t the blade being forward allow for more thrusting and slashing?

Should have quickly fitted an arrow and skewered fat boy where he stood.

Yeah, like this is a fight.

That could happen yet!