If that is “Zim’s” ointment it will clear up ANYTHING. That stuff is a miracle, it even stopped an outbreak of shingles on my leg. I caught it early and allied two doses of Zim’s (it burned like hell for 5 seconds) and the shingles went away. They claim it is for the feet but, over the years, it has taken care of issues almost everywhere on my body.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
the decision to take that job was pretty rash…
Felix Raven over 4 years ago
A waited long for something as good as this. :-)
iggyman over 4 years ago
The Dummy got tired of working for the NHTSA and was itching for a new job!
Zykoic over 4 years ago
That’s funny!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Will this cream cause me to rust?
6turtle9 over 4 years ago
Save Frog Applause!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
And the phrase “road rash” was born…
Gent over 4 years ago
Ha! Good one!
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Something must have rubbed him the wrong way.
J Short over 4 years ago
If the dummy is gender neutral, some of the itchy places might be missing.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 4 years ago
If that is “Zim’s” ointment it will clear up ANYTHING. That stuff is a miracle, it even stopped an outbreak of shingles on my leg. I caught it early and allied two doses of Zim’s (it burned like hell for 5 seconds) and the shingles went away. They claim it is for the feet but, over the years, it has taken care of issues almost everywhere on my body.
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
I see he is not wearing a seat belt for this test. :)
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago
I understand that 2 of the top sellers in the simplified-learning book market are “Ventriloquism for Dummies” and “Crash Tests for Dummies”.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
I would it’d have less a problem with rash and more problem with rust.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
WD40 would be my suggestion.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Is that Dr. Whitehead?
Gonzojr over 4 years ago
Farmaceutical research for dummies.
mwksix over 4 years ago
Who’s giving whom a Rash-ion of Shit!? …
Lablubber over 4 years ago
Shouldn’t he be testing Rustoleum?