Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 09, 2020

Because you live alone?

Use a bidet then. Or get some bunny rabbits.

Ladies,ladies living with us guys you always need to check that there is plenty of film for your brownie on the holder before you sit down.

Because you’re the one who uses it most.

Well….at least the seat was down.

That seems to be the job in my house, but at least I assure it goes over the top.

“Problems, problems, problems all day long. . .” May I suggest that you read "Rose is Rose’? It’ll help you refocus. . .somehow, changing toilet rolls has NEVER been a problem in that comic. . .

Ow, my eyes!

I’m wondering why you don’t “look before you leap”.

Well, since you laid the big D on Walt, who do you expect will change the freakin’ roll?

I was going to comment about the definition of insanity being doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Fool me once check it twice.

I always have 2 spares within reach, but I’m the only one who knows how to make that happen.

Well it looks like you didn’t.

Aunty it’s obvious there are no instructions for how to have Walt do it. Ir’s so hard!!!

The roll should be mounted with the paper over the top not under. Mans oldest tool (the lever) is based on that principal. Over the top creates a fulcrum which distributes the force to help tear the paper evenly. Also, as further proof, all the original patent drawings show the paper over the top for this reason. The seat and the lid should always be down when not in use because that slows evaporation and prevents mineral deposits at the water line. Plus, when the lid is down it simply looks better. How difficult is it to lift the lid and the seat depending on which is needed to perform whichever function you need to? Is it also too much work to pull your pants down?

One bathroom, two guys here. Never a problem because we each use our own brand and we’re kind enough to share if one runs out or pick the other ones up at the store if we see it on sale (or at all when the great TP shortage of 2020 hit).

Also the only one (except the Cat) who uses half the roll in one seating.

Even tho’ I ‘m rarely lonely (got 10 4 legged buds here), soooo glad I live alone. I remember my brother, my Pop, my exes etc etc, so don’t have to worry about this prob among many others!