Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 12, 2020

That’s why I usually get the mail around 2 in the morning.

133 feet.

I can drop trash in the dumpster from my porch, thats as far as I go

I did go out in the front yard once in Jammie pants with superheroes on them, the neighbor kids liked them

And a big gust of wind comes up and blows it open for all to see…

But you’d look like that nonetheless, Aunty.

300 feet but I have to pass my recycle bin on my way to the house. This time of year, that’s where most of the mail winds up. Technically speaking, political ads are recyclable and are not trash.

Only a crazy person would think that.

You’re the very picture of sound mental health, old girl. :-o

I don’t have to move an inch to look crazy no matter what I’m wearing…or not wearing! ;o{

Good to see you haven’t abandoned your post, Aunty!

Since when do you care if people think you’re crazy. Plus I’m sure the neighbors already know that.

I just walk from living room through the door into our enclosed porch and pick it up off the floor, or pull out whatever paper was put in. (Mail slot.So convenient!)

Well if tRUMP stooge Dejoy has anythjng to do with it, you might have to walk across town. So wear a nice robe

That distance changes depending on whether or not you tie the robe’s Belt.

Wal-Mart