Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 22, 2020

Einstein was only off by 10%.

Seems to be working fine.

I hope the app is not from TikTok. The Chinese will be getting a lot of valuable …

Oh, never mind.

If Elon had put a chip in Brewster’s head, he would be full of thoughts.

Elon’s thoughts.

We would all think we are on Mars.

That chip will never get worn down.

That bytes.

If the chip could be programmed with artificial intelligence, then at least Brewster would have one

I can think of a few other people who could use a chip like that

No, no, Brewster, you’ve accidentally selected “CEO” from the brain activity menu.

Brewster would have 99% activity watching for a lost interrupt that has been masked.

sigh cue in the political commentators

How do negative numbers apply?

then don’t

It’s the ‘monitor’ bit that scares me about this sort of thing. No Alexa types in my home or body.

If you’re paranoid about brain chips, you should also be afraid of those contactless thermometers they’re using to take your temperature – who knows what kinds of thoughts they’re trying to beam into your head!

Okay, I laughed out loud!

Many are convinced that Elon Musk is Tony Stark. He is really Lex Luthor.

Should install it in Biden with a download feature.

The first patient was a pig named Gertrude. I’m surprised that no one dubbed her ,“Seven of Swine”.

Try shaking your head.