Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 13, 2020

Denizens of Froglandia!A special message is to be had at the end of the post at

https://frogapplauseappreciationsociety.tumblr.com/tagged/Mas-Suckage-Abounds%21

Please attend.

He thinks everyone receives his wisdom like desert flowers receive the rain.

He doesn’t realize it’s more like the utility pole receives the doggie dew.

biz arre

she doesn’t look amused

When I disparage white mushrooms on Facebook, I type it “vvhyte m@shrooms” so their algorithms don’t ban me (again) for anti-white hate speech.

Mama’s got a chatterbox

Daddy never sleeps at night.

Quite the sparkling conversationalist. No wonder he doesn’t share the responsibility for maintaining the flow of it with others.

Where will they go from here?

…we will never get out of the year 2020…

…especially now with Google Personalized…slip a micky into your husband’s Naddy Daddy Lemonade…

…and he becomes the real know-it-all that he pretends to be…

…Google Personalized is too much advertisements…

…my husband just chattered on about buying a Blue Max 22" chainsaw when I asked about purchasing the blue pill…

…I had no problems with my Google Personalized…

…my husband did the dishes and scrubbed the toilet with his own toothbrush when I asked him how to do those chores…

…my wife accidentally took a Google Personalized but I noticed no difference…

…the name of the sunken ship in The Incredible Mr. Limpet is called The Queen of Bermuda…

These will make fine plush collectibles.

Expect to see them in the Froglandia Bath Mat gift shop after your next tour, just in time for the holidays!

First impressions? Give it up….she’s not interested

And your mouth is like a post box. Now, please get up off my jacket. I’m leaving.

Man splain, women’s bane.

“TO BE CONTINUED” … but,

the saving grace part is “or not” …!

I think I’m gonna try that “The Irascible” thingy.

How about “Notorious?” Notorious RBG.

You had me at “heterochromatic.”

Big Black Ace sure is full of himself! He likes the sound of his own voice and admires the “beauty” of his own cleft chin.

I am more sympathetic with the Quiet Woman in Black.

And for four clone-panels of art, only the dialogue changed, this is a lean Meanness Machine. As in, he is a vapid gusher of brainless factoids, no doubt picked up from some informational comic strip that constitutes his daily dose of Reading Matter. Not Frog Applause. It is above his capacity (also, apparently, that of GoComics).

Let me not ramble on lamely, though….

…Govid comics overlord talking to the artist…

…5th panel: Make like a tree and get out of here…

…6th panel: Go ahead, make my 24 hour time period…

… 7th panel: if Pluto is a dog than what is Goofy?…

…8th panel: telling people that they can find content no longer here elsewhere is a pure smart move…

Hmmmm… a conversation between a mansplainer and a mannequin.

They look a bit like Leopold’s parents from Scary Gary.

https://www.creators.com/read/scary-gary/09/20/284971

Salted Pizza and a liter of Pepsi…

Who comes back for more?

To be continued…..

If T.P. wasn’t in such short supply, this guys house would be my first target.