Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 01, 2020

Here we go, Jason…

Can you do a spooner on Howard Hughes? Curved banana? Blushing turkeys? No numbers to increase, either. I think Graziano has your number tonight…

That’s because turkey farts are unmistakable.

Here I thought bananas grew that way because they secretly wanted to be boomerangs.

Hughes Glomar Explorer, an elaborate cover story about mining that Hughes agreed to. CIA funded.

Except that bananas curve down and in towards the stalk of the bunches, therefore are curved away from the sunlight

Hughward Howes, burved cananas, tushing blurkies

Glomar Explorer

I think Jason’s schedule has changed…

Did they get the submarine? I’ll have to look that up later!

It’s important to keep turkeys dressed. It cuts down on blushing .

Size and proclivity is where me and the banana part company.

Welcome aboard the Glomar Explorer, we are searching for mineral nodules on the sea floor [wink wink nudge]!!!

I heard that monkeys and apes peel bananas from the bottom instead of the stem. Believe it or not.

Once a turkey saw Howard Hughs in a bathrobe. The bathrobe fell open, and Hughs pranked the turkey with a banana that was tied to Howard’s waist; the turkey blushed anyway.

One time I was on a first date with a woman. We went to her house after a couple of drinks. I had to use her bathroom. While in there I noticed she had some Beany Babies. One was a lobster. I put it in my pants. I came out from the bathroom, and said something like, I can’t take it anymore, I must have you. I started unzipping my pants. She was standing there in shock. I slowly pulled out the lobster and her eyes widened. When she finally saw what it was, she laughed so hard she almost made herself sick.

Bananas are my favourite because they have a-peel.

That’s the last thing they do, blush.

Take care and gesundheit.

Turkeys blush when that little thing unexpectedly pops up.

Howard Hughes’ ‘Blue Goose’ did not blush, but should have.

François Gigot de la Peyronie, diagnosed bananas in 1743.

Actually Hughes was involved with building a ship, supposedly for scientific research, but actually to try the raise the Russian sub Kursk.

Since the sub sank, plot is the wrong word. Salvage would be more accurate!

How do you embarrass a turkey?

Half the bananas in a bunch are blocked from the sun by the other half. Why are they curved?

According to foxnews.com/science: The skin on the head and neck of a turkey will quickly from a pale pink or bluish gray to a bright red, white or blue when it becomes excited, sick, scared or annoyed.

1) That’s how turkeys make dark meat.

2) They convinced the Russians that Howard was going to fill the sub with ping-pong balls.

3) No. They’re curved because they don’t want to be mistaken for cucumbers…

Turkeys spend too much time thinking of the Thanksgiving and Christmas season.