Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 03, 2020

I hope it’s wholly mackerel.

It may be an agnostic mackerel and question the existence of his bait.

I’d prefer a tasty one…. :^)

That will be a small fry.

Secular?

I once caught a holey carp. Scared me boat-less. Or was it a ship?

We also have secular cows and unsanctimonious feces – something Robin never said to Batman in the 1960’s TV show.

While we’re at it, what exactly would a secular moly be?

Cast your net or rod on the right side of the boat and ye shall find.

I confess ;-) It took a few beats to figure this one out.

I once caught an unusually round one. I could not decide if it was a “halo mackerel” or a “circular mackerel”. :)

The ways humans treat this planet shows the hypocrisy of “holy” anything.

Holy mackerel, are seculars even in season?

Don’t remember seeing anyone go sea fishing in a (motorless?) bass boat, and I doubt he’s going to catch a mackerel fishing in a lake.