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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 12, 2011
Transcript:
Ray: Miller, where's my gear? Surgeon: You can wait outside, specialist. Man: Yes, sir. Surgeon: Sergeant, I'm afraid we're going to have to keep you for some neuroimaging. After 17 blasts, your brain's earned a chance to pose. Ray: 17 blasts? That's B.S., sir! Who told you that? Surgeon: You did. Five minutes ago. Ray: I did? What was I thinking? Surgeon: I don't know, but I want a picture of it.
mroberts88 almost 14 years ago
Seems like heâs had some bad concussions
thirdguy almost 14 years ago
I tend to deny alot of the stuff I just said too!
gladlythecrosseyedbear almost 14 years ago
GT knows how to propagandize â he uses a character who has obvious pc credentials in order to outflank any doubters
GTâs object is to distract attention from his backing of those who rule by apartheid
3hourtour Premium Member almost 14 years ago
..Iâd call him a hero,but in Ohio they like cutting herosâ pay..
peter0423 almost 14 years ago
gladlythecrosseyedbear: Welcome to Earth, good buddy. Please feel free to look around until reality clears away your confused ideological fantasies.
(Seriously, whatever youâre on, did you bring enough to share with the rest of the group?)
Varnes almost 14 years ago
Gladly, although Iâm not sure what your point was in your post, I do know your name is from an Ed McBain book. Iâve been reading the 87th precinct seriesâŠ.mam, did he write abunch of nthose, or what? Anyway, great stuff!
iamthelorax almost 14 years ago
Youâd think a married man would know better than to divulge information so easily ;)
awaysaway almost 14 years ago
Please do NOT encourage Gladly. We used to get his Apartheid non sequiturs every day (its to do with US foreign policy, Palestine, etc.)
TexTech almost 14 years ago
Cute, very cute imathelorax. I would agree but you must remember, he was under the influence of several hundred poiunds of explosives.
puddleglum1066 almost 14 years ago
Great comeback in the last panel..Thirdguy, Varnes, SCAATYâIâm not 100% certain, but Iâm thinking âgladlythecrosseyedbearâ is the new name for a guy we learned to ignore about six months agoâŠ
WaitingMan almost 14 years ago
Iâm guessing âgladlyâ is a proud graduate of Glenn Beck University.
jster51 almost 14 years ago
@gladly! WTF!
Varnes almost 14 years ago
Ok, I wonât feed the trollâŠ..
Varnes almost 14 years ago
He/she does have good taste in authors, though..
Dtroutma almost 14 years ago
Even taking away the shrapnel, expose most âarm chair heroesâ back home to just the concussion of an IED or even a grenade, andy theyâd be asking for better care of our vets-
after they changed their Depends.electro77 almost 14 years ago
@GladlySeriously?âŠ.Who Trolls a comic stripe site???
Mythreesons almost 14 years ago
There might be some readers out there who donât know the hymn âGladly the Cross Iâd Bearâ so just thought Iâd tip them off about the commenterâs name.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Trudeau has been getting mail from vets, left & right, since BDâs first tour of âNam. He knowâs âRay.â He was a bit concussed to admit to being blown up 17 times to someone whoâd want to take him out of action for observation.
randgrithr almost 14 years ago
OK civvies, now hereâs what really happens at this point. 1) The Sergeant gets a fistful of happy pills to take and is sent back out. 2) The Sergeant is diagnosed with a âpre-existing personality disorderâ and medically discharged in a manner that prevents him from receiving full benefits. 3) The Sergeant returns home, his marriage dissolves, and he becomes an alcoholic and/or addict who blows his own head off 1 to 3 years afterward. 4) If the suicide doesnât happen, the Sergeant joins the 75% of his former comrades in arms out on the street in the ranks of the homeless.Thatâs what really happens. Thatâs whatâs been happening since the days of Vietnam, and thatâs whatâs happening today. And now, back to our comic strip.
yuggib almost 14 years ago
randgrithr, I hate to say that in many cases you are correct, but you are. And we have fidiots in Congress who think that they can correct the budget imbalance by trying to cut $$$ out of Defense and SS and Medicare. Who, in their right minds nominated these folks, let alone elected them? Old (couple of months, I think) story line concerning âDADTâ brought back today in real time. The service chiefs have said they find no major problems getting rid of DADT, and the Teabaggers pushed through some amendments to the Defense Appropriations bill early this AM trying to counter DADT going away. What is wrong with those folks? Youâd think they were homophobic, or something. Like the old Broadway hit, will someone âStop the World, I wanna get off!â
jeanne1212 almost 14 years ago
Gladly~~ werenât you using another name last year? Or is the fragrance just still drifting?
T Gabriel Premium Member almost 14 years ago
The folks at the Navy Hospital in China Beach didnât have MRIs and all that fancy stuff but they knew when they had a Marine sergeant with a few months shy of three years in country due to a full tour and four extensions they had one needing to go back to the world. After over 40 years of dealing with it, I suppose they might have been correct making that decision two extensions earlier. War is like being a heroin junky. Probably why so many war veterans become heroin junkies. And why so many others become bourbon and vodka junkies.