“He’s heading for the showers and doesn’t suspect a thing! BWAHAHAHAHA! Hopefully Kaz and the rest of the guys are in place. He’s in for the wet towel snapping of a lifetime! I’ll teach him to defy me! BWAHAHAHA!”
In all reality , Okay fellow snarkers let’s have some creative snarks today ! Gil telling Terry about showering before school , it doesn’t get much better than this.
P3 Shower time with GilPa…call for early morning laps….devious way to get a one on one with a player!!! Did he also cut off Rapp’s hands so he can’t pass anymore??? Now that would be harsh.
P3 – Terry is going the wrong way on track (runners go counter-clockwise). Must be symbolic of hi9s defying Gil’s play calls.Nevertheless Gil has already pinned a medal on his T-shirt.
“Morning, Pedro! It’s 6:00 AM and Gil went to work early! We can get a head start!”
“Thanks, Mimi. Can you maybe do something about these ankle chains? This one is starting to chaff a bit. Can you maybe get a bit of satin or something?”
“I’ll see what I can do. How many blue pills did you take this morning?”
“Four”.
“Okay, that should do until lunchtime. Time to get to work or no Green Card for you!”
Further proof R&W read and cater to Snark Nation, lobbing up a shower softball. And what’s with those extremely narrow running lanes on the Milford track? No wonder we rarely see the MHS track and field team practices or meets.
The big quarterback debate. Come on Gil, your indecisiveness is tearing the team apart. Soon players will be intentionally missing blocks so that the guy they don’t like is taking viscous hits. Forget any dreams of second place!
And speaking of dreams, most of us dream about a new Mopped Up Thorp. Well, dreams do come true!
“Dude changed the play calls!” That sentence alone is enough to attract CK, Wildcat Maris and Marty Moon. Terry will show up on Pirate Radio soon and ask “Who really wants to called a Mudlark?”
Gonzo Jabrone over 4 years ago
Gil thinks to himself:
“He’s heading for the showers and doesn’t suspect a thing! BWAHAHAHAHA! Hopefully Kaz and the rest of the guys are in place. He’s in for the wet towel snapping of a lifetime! I’ll teach him to defy me! BWAHAHAHA!”
Mr Reality over 4 years ago
In all reality , Okay fellow snarkers let’s have some creative snarks today ! Gil telling Terry about showering before school , it doesn’t get much better than this.
Charks over 4 years ago
Fat pitch in the wheelhouse today.
Bucky over 4 years ago
P3 Shower time with GilPa…call for early morning laps….devious way to get a one on one with a player!!! Did he also cut off Rapp’s hands so he can’t pass anymore??? Now that would be harsh.
TheBrownStarfish over 4 years ago
P1, The future coaches meet to overthrow Gil.
P2, Reminds me of the Sonny Jurgensen/Billy Kilmer arguments.
P3, And Gil has a very special loofah just for the occasion.
huskiecoach over 4 years ago
P3 – Terry is going the wrong way on track (runners go counter-clockwise). Must be symbolic of hi9s defying Gil’s play calls.Nevertheless Gil has already pinned a medal on his T-shirt.
ranelson43 over 4 years ago
A wisp? Nah, that is seriously hot coffee!
The Pro from Dover over 4 years ago
It’ll be alright
Come Monday
I’ll be holding you tight
James St. John Smythe over 4 years ago
This is sure a different way to see who your go- to guy is at quarterback.
Irish53 over 4 years ago
What’s with Rubin and his so-called “in style” high school kid T-shirts?
hifirick1953 over 4 years ago
A six cupper today. Where is Gil’s Straw?
twainreader over 4 years ago
P-3: Coach Thorp enjoys a steaming hot cup of oil?
Gonzo Jabrone over 4 years ago
Meanwhile, back at the Thorp house:
“Morning, Pedro! It’s 6:00 AM and Gil went to work early! We can get a head start!”
“Thanks, Mimi. Can you maybe do something about these ankle chains? This one is starting to chaff a bit. Can you maybe get a bit of satin or something?”
“I’ll see what I can do. How many blue pills did you take this morning?”
“Four”.
“Okay, that should do until lunchtime. Time to get to work or no Green Card for you!”
“Yes, Mistress”.
dadjo over 4 years ago
Further proof R&W read and cater to Snark Nation, lobbing up a shower softball. And what’s with those extremely narrow running lanes on the Milford track? No wonder we rarely see the MHS track and field team practices or meets.
tcar-1 over 4 years ago
Monday ….. Monday….. can’t trust that day…..
bearwku82 over 4 years ago
P2- Since when did Mr. Launch Angle Kevin Pelwicki start hanging around the HS kids like Wooderson?
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham over 4 years ago
Rap just needs a V and an M to sandwich that ! and he can join the Valley Modified team!
KaylieFromGilThorp over 4 years ago
I do like it better than “Margaritaville”.
Mopman over 4 years ago
The big quarterback debate. Come on Gil, your indecisiveness is tearing the team apart. Soon players will be intentionally missing blocks so that the guy they don’t like is taking viscous hits. Forget any dreams of second place!
And speaking of dreams, most of us dream about a new Mopped Up Thorp. Well, dreams do come true!
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Bluedarter over 4 years ago
“Dude changed the play calls!” That sentence alone is enough to attract CK, Wildcat Maris and Marty Moon. Terry will show up on Pirate Radio soon and ask “Who really wants to called a Mudlark?”