The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 07, 2020

I figure if we run out of oxygen, it’s probably a good time to checkout.

You can buy canned air online.

I bought my sister a can of it for Christmas one year.

If only some people have oxygen, pretty soon everyone still alive will have oxygen. Stands to reason.

Be sure to pay your oxygen bill… on the moon. :^)

Why fill up your own jars when you can buy jars of air from Alex Jones at a very reasonable price.

I’ll be dust by the time these young geniuses are mismanaging things. And yes, they will do worse than anything yet seen.

so he seems to have identified the problem; now how to deal with it……

There are already too many oxygen thieves out there… How to cull the herd is next.

We will have water wars before air wars, but that might not happen until after the food wars

Out of the mouths of babes….. That right there is why we have global warming, threat of nuclear war, people starving, genocide, pandemics, and assundry other problems. Trouble is, who gets to decide who lives and who is left to die?

What about the: “Carbon dioxide is HARMFUL” BS taught in public schools?Carbon dioxide gets turned into FOOD by plants; MORE carbon dioxide generates MORE food. THAT is why all the doomsayers have always been wrong about running out of food. I could say all the brainwashed nitwits like Greta Thunberg and AOC are Genocidal maniacs who want the Black people living in Africa to starve to death instead of using fossil fuels to create electricity to run well water pumps and factories. [In other words, they don’t want Black people to live as well as they do, or AT ALL!]

y’all missed the point! How many of you have listened to the shows on the radio that play before 4 or 5 a.m. There are people who believe the oddest things and are 100% sincere in their beliefs .

Yep, us boomer just refuse to go and now we’re taking up all your oxygen.

This could be the start of Logan’s Run.

He can always empty out his head.

If the atmosphere becomes entirely depleted of oxygen, the green plants will simply take back the earth.

They only evolved into us because they had to in order to use up all the nasty oxygen they were creating.

Steve (aka Sideshow Bob) can do his part – and likely WILL do his part – by not creating any more people.

he has same hair stylist as the kid over in Family Tree