Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 07, 2020

HA!!!!!!!!!

Isn’t that a quote from Season Three of Ishtar?

That would explain Kale smoothies for sure!

Buffy?

Kid is a philosopher and a realist. She nailed a persistent problem: how to make money from recycling trash.

Movies “fail” when they are poorly done or appeal to a small group willing to actually go out and spend money. TV has time slots to fill and It’s often with the least awful series.

Love Apple juice and chia seeds every morning. Ever notice? Apple juice // cider often cheaper than bottle water?

Cider is great. But sometimes I wonder about the difference between it and apple juice.

Godzilla: the series?

Or vice versa. Look at any SNL skit

The PBS mini-series of Dune, done on a fraction of the budget of the movie, was way better!

The real travesty is Disney attempting to do live-action remakes of its classic animated features! Especially when the brilliant originals are still available in half a dozen different formats.

That makes me wonder if anyone has ever tried to make Frozen Concentrated Apple Juice.

When was the last time a TV series was made from a box office dud?

FCOJ. Frozen concentrated orange juice.

I knew a guy who worked in an orange juice factory, but he got fired because he couldn’t concentrate.

Orange juice – particularly the “not from concentrate” stuff – is actually stored in large oxygen-free vats. It can be months old when it finally hits the shelves.

There seems to be less chance of oranges going sour than apples. They’re sour already!!

I drink cider year-round. Mmmmmm.

Based on my experience at the food pantry, oranges do go bad faster than apples, which is probably why they’re made into juice ASAP, whereas apples will keep for months in storage but cider is best when it’s relatively fresh…