Herman by Jim Unger for October 22, 2020

Film at eleven.

Nope. Election year coverage preempts everything.

EXTRA! EXTRA!

Mars Attacks!

Influx of pole watchers.

The first things they hit were TV towers.

Real News like this would only get like 15 seconds

We permanently interrupt this program…

We’re awaiting Marvin the Martian and the illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator!

The daily dilemma for the right: Ya’ gonna believe fake news or your own lyin’ eyes and ears?

Take a picture you fools

Why is he in his housecoat (or bathrobe) at 6 PM?

Right now i’d welcome it as an diversion..

I wouldn’t wait for the news.

Not on any network. They are afraid it would look bad for biden.

Sorry, they’ve blocked QAnon.

Nothing on the news, you’re imagining it.

Nothing to see here, folks!

Nothing on the news, but there is something in the National Enquirer.

The first question that the press will ask the aliens when they land is: Trump or Biden?

How the heck you gonna keep from laughing when they say “Take me to your leader” ?

Might consider bending over putting your head between your knees and kissing your ass goodbye…..

“Breaking News!”

It would be interesting if hundreds or thousands of flying saucers passed through and just kept going, like a flock of birds.

Foot high aliens landed to make contact. First human they met was a six foot beauty queen. Captain said, Lead me to your ladder. I’ll see your leader later

Aliens? Those are idiots flying their drones! Shoot them down!