Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 15, 2020

P3: Signman looks like he’s back on the job.

P2: Why must it be either/or? More likely it’s both/and. Plus he’s trying to tell the players he’s the real leader for the team. At least some of them must realize he’s more of a jerk.

“It’s Madison time, hit it.”

In all reality , Why are the Milford players wearing white jerseys in P-1 & 2 and black jerseys in P 3 , inquiring minds want to know .

P1, Who died and made you coach, mullet head?

P2, How would Gil know, he only bothers to show up for games on occasion and practice only when Marcie shows up.

P3, Let’s drag this out as long as we can, the longer we avoid the showers the better.

Expecting the Madison game to be a rout and if a Fist Pump Family member doesn’t score, there will be hell to pay.

Carnac the Magnificent predicts: Last minute of play Madison 20 Milford 14 and Gil ignores Rapp. Milford loses. Oh boy, talk about drama!

They should have started Rapson. He would have confused Madison with this innovative forward pass play that he uses.

P 1.5: “…shut tf up, Skippy…..we don’t listen to bench warmers….”

I hope Will doesn’t get hurt because Madison has 11 in the box. Rapp comes in and uses all of Gil’s genius plays.

Gil likes playing Madison because he usually calls his friend, Ashley, when he does.

How is that “getting under Will’s skin”? Will is the starter, so how does Rapp’s blowhard routine affect him?

Must be a down year for Madison. Hardly anyone showed up to watch the game. And speaking of showing up, you may want to go to https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/ to see what’s showing up at Mopped Up Thorp.

Whenever we visit this school, it’s time to do the Madison Line Dance!

The Mildford parents voted to outlaw this, as it’s a bit too risque for current Milford times.

Vito from Goshen heard from connected people that Gil put the kibosh on the forward pass, so they’re on the board as a 3-point road underdog.

I must note, a high quality day from Ellisburkes.

P1: Rapp turns out to be a big Silver Age comic book fan and unleashes his inner Sgt. Fury.