Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 08, 2020

I thought Pig was suppose to bring the cheese and Rat the beer.

They must not have heard the news. Biden WON!

I was actually surprised by the ending; I thought they were moving into Goat’s house. Not only is it free of all the bad stuff, they could have seen Paris every day! 8)

And neither of them brought the girls. Thinking about it, aside from Pigita, not that many have been seen.

“The virus, the violence, the greed, the need, the heat, the hate.”

Speaking of heat, it’s been running around 20C/68F for the last few days here in southern Ontario. Warm days in November are nothing unusual — warm weeks are unheard of.

Just dig that tunnel underneath the liquor store and . . .

They misheard the purported epitaph of W. C. Fields.

They thought it was :

In the hole? I’d rather be there than in Philadelphia.

Isn’t that the place Saddam Hussein was when they found him?

Reminds me of the bomb shelters people used to build in the 1960s!

And the hate monster trump is in the dumpster

I had heard of ostriches sticking their head in the sand. Didn’t know pigs and rats do such things too.

I believe the White House bunker, is probably better supplied.

So you would all rather have China Biden……you deserve it

Keep digging. You’ll get to China. (At least, that what I believed back in the 1950s.) and speaking of the ’50s, nice little bunker ya got there. . .

Hopefully GOAT WILL SEND A RESPONSE INFORMING RAT and PIG the good news….

Guess what guys? Biden won.

Dig Dug is going to get there soon and blow them up.

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Now this wasn’t a nasty, dirty hole with the half ends of worms lying about. This was a hobbit hole, and that means comfort.

The letter mentioned greed, Rat still has not eliminated that. “We have met the enemy, and they are us.”

I just hope we will all FINALLY get the vaccine SOON.

800,000 fraud votes in Penn. 91% of Wisconsin registered voters actually voted? Windows with cardboard covering during Philly vote counting. In Detroit, van dropped off 61 boxes of votes at 4 am. USPS whistle blower in Erie, Pa. Az votes thrown out. It’s not over! The news outlets do not call the election. The voters do! Trump legally won and will prevail!

One day someone will find their Lovely Bones…

In the words of Bugs Bunny: “There ain’t no place like a hole in the ground…”

My people’s whose offices were in the basement taped pictures of windows on the walls. Just a side note, the building was across the street from Jeffrey Dahmer’s infamous apartment.

In reply to everyone rejoicing in Biden Winning. No matter who had won, we all lost.

When the Covid19 deaths get to 500,000, will 46 take responsibility for those who died after 20 Jan 2021? Of course not. He has four years to blame all his bad leadership on 45.

I wouldn’t mind a bunker, but I’d much prefer a lair.

yeah and its all down hill now…..

Quick Goat, fill the hole in.

There probably wasn’t any thing to inventory.

If Pig brings any beer, he will have a better chance of drinking any of it with Andy Capp down in the hole with him rather than Rat.

Dual chamber residences off the entry shaft. It’s like the houses of the dead in certain eras of prehistory! When the beer and vittles run out and Rat and Pig are reduced to skeletal remains the analogy will be complete.

Still, troglodytic existence is better than none….