Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 12, 2020

#nolivertreatsformittens

#hireahousekeepermamma

Covered in cat fur is a more likely scenario.

I love the juxtaposition of “emergency” today yet rhino has been there for days. #mittenslogic

And Mittens, just who is responsible for the felt rhino being under the sofa for days???

We have a sofa table behind the sofa. I vacuum under it every other day. I stick the vacuum under the sofa as far as I can get it (both front and back) without having to move the sofa. I was sure I was doing a decent job. A few weeks ago, the duct cleaning guy was scheduled so I had to move the sofa a little to the center of the area rug. (We have had floors so that’s all the carpet there is) OMG! I was SO glad I moved it because I found 18, yes, 18 cat toys covered in dust and cat fur. I would have died of embarrassment if the guy had seen that.

#feltrhinofancy……..#notsotough

Last year my cat’s catnip banana was missing. So I went crazy looking for it! When I FINALLY found it , he looked at me like "Yeah….so? . & sauntered off

#pleasecleanhim

#dustbunnycolonyunderthecouch