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Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 22, 2020
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wldhrsy2luv over 4 years ago
I love carrots!
eromlig over 4 years ago
But did you ever play âPick Up Carrotsâ?
sandpiper over 4 years ago
Seems, though, that he likes the stick better anyway
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
does he use carrot sticks�
!!ÇlÉâ over 4 years ago
What, do you want to stick it to your employees?
e.groves over 4 years ago
Try carrot sticks with ranch dip.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Ernie shouldnât be working for Mr. Potter.
uniquename over 4 years ago
Try the doughnut and the stick.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Well, if that donât beat all!
jossy138 over 4 years ago
Maybe because your carrots are actually eggplants
constantine48 over 4 years ago
Thatâs just because his carrot is too small.
kaycstamper over 4 years ago
Canât have, too much sugar (Diabetic)!
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago
âNutritional information: Donât even ask. This is the best ice cream made in Wisconsin, and it tastes so good because it has gobs of rich Wisconsin cream, tons of real ingredients for boat-loads of luscious flavors. That means itâs not low-fat, low-calorie, or low-anything, and thatâs why everyone loves it. You want nutrition, eat carrots.â âChocolate Shoppe Ice Cream, product disclaimer
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago
 Pet Diaries
Puppy: Ooooh, whatâs this? Ooooh, whatâs this? Ooooh, whatâs this? Woops, gotta pee. Ooooh, whatâs this? Ooooh, whatâs this? Woops, gotta pee.
Kitty: Bouncy thing! Dangly thing! Rolly thing! Wiggly pink thing! Springy thing! Shiny dot thing! Funny looking thizzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Guinea Pig: Carrots? Carrots? Carrots? Carrots? Carrots? Carrots? CARROTS!! Nom nom nom. Carrots? Carrots? Carrots?
braindead Premium Member over 4 years ago
Also, carrots cost money.
Every carrot given to an employee decreases the total compensation of the CEO and CNEs.
And that would be socialism, which is the same thing as communism. And fascism.
raybarb44 over 4 years ago
Donuts work better for meâŠ.
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Maybe you need a nicer stick.