“The FDA has just announced an urgent recall of soup bones, due to possible Listeria contamination. Consumers should immediately discard any such bones, or return them to the original zombie for a refund.”
reminds me of a ghost story I heard as a kid…“the man with the golden hand.” Someone dug up the golden hand and took it. The dead person came looking for it. “I want my golden hand”… and this goes on for a while until the he is in your bedroom yelling GIVE ME MY HAND! It scared the jeebers out of me.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
dogs’ll be dogs
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
If the zombie apocalypse ever comes I hope I have a pack of dogs by my side.
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
Hard to believe that Poncho did some work to get a bone ;-)
ForrestOverin almost 4 years ago
That’s… macabre…
Znox11 almost 4 years ago
Mr. Zombie, you need to just let that one go…it can get worse.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Wow! Uber for dogs has just been invented.
sloaches almost 4 years ago
Well now we know what happened to Leopold’s zombie “decoration” from Scary Gary.
WDemBlk Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I bought a tshirtthat has a Black cat holding a bone with the quote- I found this humorous.
Ichabod Ferguson almost 4 years ago
One of the better ones in a while
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
Also funny. (What else to say?)
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Isn’t that Cassidy? (Old timers and trivia buffs will get it)
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Wow. I didn’t know that Zombies did home delivery…..
DavidPlatt almost 4 years ago
“The FDA has just announced an urgent recall of soup bones, due to possible Listeria contamination. Consumers should immediately discard any such bones, or return them to the original zombie for a refund.”
DondiDoo almost 4 years ago
Poncho’s safe. Zombies like brains.
ToborRedrum almost 4 years ago
Tibia precise, that wasn’t humerus.
Baron Grim almost 4 years ago
Art: “Do you know what this is!?”
Ray: “It’s a bone”
Art: “It’s a femur.”
Ray: “It’s a femur bone.”
Art: “A femur just happens to be a human thigh bone, Ray…”
Ric Ducommun & Tom Hanks in The Burbs (1989)
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It looks a little long to be a shin bone, but then maybe that is a very tall zombie.
JenSolo02 almost 4 years ago
Happy October to all…
Natarose almost 4 years ago
reminds me of a ghost story I heard as a kid…“the man with the golden hand.” Someone dug up the golden hand and took it. The dead person came looking for it. “I want my golden hand”… and this goes on for a while until the he is in your bedroom yelling GIVE ME MY HAND! It scared the jeebers out of me.