Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 29, 2020

He’s the Ghost of Christmas Stagnant.

Grumpy suits him…

We live on a half mile lone cul-de-sac with 30 houses on it. There are a few families with kids of trick-or-treating age. Every year my wife buys about 10 lbs of candy and we generously give it out to anyone who shows up.

The remainder goes into sandwich-sized bags and in the freezer. We usually finish this by Labor Day.

We won’t be doing it this year because of the pandemic.

Used to dress up for the day but don’t anymore. Mirror proves I’m scary enough in my usual clothes.

I think he’s going to be moderately confused.

Our community is having it and we have always enjoyed it. Yard is decorated, and we bought a tube to decorate and send the candy down the tube to the kids. Hope I get some, otherwise I will be stuck with a lot of mixed chocolate and fruit candy(Skittles)

The kids in our subdivision will have a costume parade at 1:00 on a one mile loop. We’ll be with friends “tailgating” in our driveway watching them. No candy allowed, poor kids.

As a disgruntled Covid survivor.

Have you read about the FB group “Wives of the deplorables”, women whose husbands support the orange satan?

We bought brand name pre made Rice Crispy squares for the 6 kids we get most years. I like rice crispy squares.

“Where didja park your broom sister?”

A ghost crab.

I believe this should have read, “…staying IN as…”(word “in” missing?)

A creative couple could indulge in some cosplay. But these two look like the romance went out of their relationship years ago.