Close to Home by John McPherson for October 20, 2020

Get your money back honey. The obedience training isn’t working out.

Fail!

Not exactly a 5 star review. BTW is that Krypto? Superman’s dog?

That concludes our “mush” lesson for today.

Rover was always a rebel..

I took in a stray that was part doberman. When he wanted to go after something there was no holding him back. He wasn’t mean just full of energy and too powerful for me. I found him a good home and he lived a happy life with nice people.

Our German Shepherd (miss him!) sometimes would try to run after something and I would hold fast to his leash and he would stop. Little did he know that if he wanted to, he could have gotten away easily. I would not have been able to hold him back. He was much stronger than me. Thankfully, I had him “fooled.”

Well, that’s not going to be good for business.

Poncho probably set him off.

The Great Escape!

No such thing as “Cat Obedience School”.

Yup. Smash and grab is about the training level my dogs attain. They smash things before I can grab them. …sigh

Another dropout running wild in the streets.

Now I see who’s walking who

Maybe he is being trained to smash through plate glass windows.

That school can even teach them to jump through plate glass windows, super.

Without any speech balloons or captions, let’s not be too hasty to judge. Perhaps the woman said: “Duke: Jump through the plate glass window now!”

Maybe he just needs a couple more training sessions.

The most common dog name is Notmydog.

Welp, another 2010 rerun. I wonder why they pick 2010 for reruns!? I ran outa odd jobs for McPherson to earn extra money at in his down time, so I guess it’s just time for some “west and wewaxation” … Plus, he always brings Bleeb with him and there’s always this weird smell!

So anyway, I was thinkin’ I might get all science’y here and throw in a “Periodic Table” joke about “Sodium”, then I decided… Na.

Going out to celebrate graduation.

speaking as someone in the glass and glazing industry, that is some thick glass; that must be one strong dog

Can’t teach that Po’ Dawg anything. ……yikes ;-)

WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Another juvenile delinquent.

One Word : REFUND

Is he breaking out or breaking in?

Haha, reminds me of my dog. Only 16.4 lbs but quite a puller!!

BTW, that’s some mighty thick glass there.

I sense an F- in someone’s future.

Doggone!

You all are misinterpreting the purpose of the school – “dog obedience school” means they teach you to obey your dog!

Dogs by nature are ADHD/ADD. It’s a miracle any of them pay any attention at all…