Close to Home by John McPherson for October 24, 2020

Time to find a new dentist.

Yeehaw, snagged another one! Gita long little Dawggies, quarters under the pillow tonight!

That’s great, but you got the wrong tooth.

Only complaints have been that the doctor likes to brand his patients.

the hard part is wrestling that little dogie bicuspid to the ground and tying it up

It’s amazing, and entertaining, to observe the imaginative ways some people find to tear out teeth. Especially kids baby teeth. I mean the tooth is going to fall out anyway. Why not make it an event to remember.

Waith! Waith! You mithed and thnagged my uvula! Hmmm, thath’s a fairly eathy word to thay wif a rope in your mouf! UVULA! UVULA! UUUUVVVUULLLAAA!

If he needs to rope it, it proves he can’t handle the tooth. What we need is a few good dentists.

tie it to the door handle then slam the door. The old fashioned way!

I’ve got spurs that jingle jangle jingle. (Gene Autry/Popeye).

He’s good. Painful, but good none the less……

“Missed it by that much!”

Scorpion’s voice GET OVER HERE!!!

“Now lets get them two buck teeth!”

Hmm…‘knees’ – add ‘em to the list of things McPherson can’t draw.

And just wait till you see his bulldogging demo!

He’s over 6’ away… good social distancing!

Nopenopenope

I wonder if Dr. Durmley is a DDS/MD?