When the snoring became too much, I just started sleeping in another room. I tried for a long while to just gently wake him, but the snoring soon resumed.
I solved the problem of my wife’s snoring by wearing earplugs at night. I’ve been doing it for close to 40 years now and her snoring no longer bothers me. It’s a small price to pay for a happy marriage.
My snoring is epic. I have sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns which is also the same reason why I can set a car alarm off at 50 paces when I sneeze. I have to lower the windows in my car when I sneeze so I don’t have to explain to the insurance company how I blew out the windows from the inside.
I can snore on my back, my side, my stomach, sitting in a chair and even standing on my head.
They do not measure my snores in decibels; they use the Richter scale.
My wife claims that I can suck the curtains off the rods and I have visions of my cat hanging on to them by her claws for dear life.
At home, we have separate bedrooms. Which is just as well since my wife thrashes around in her sleep. She once broke a toe while sleeping. Also she talks and sometimes yells in her sleep.
When we go on the road, it’s separate beds and ear plugs for her. This makes me sleep better. Otherwise I am awake all night trying not to snore.
My snoring got worse after I gave up smoking and after I lost a lot of weight. Yes, I have been tested for sleep apnea and it came out negative. I never have a sore throat and I always wake up refreshed.
We both snore, him more than me. We have an adjustable bed with wireless remotes that we keep in each other’s reach so if the other’s snoring is a concern, just raise the head of the bed. It works amazingly well.
I don’t mind too much volume, changing his position only if his breathing pattern concerns me. It reminds me he’s right there. Snoring is the world’s most beautiful music – ask any widow. I nearly lost him two years ago when a drunk driver hit him head-on in his cousin’s Jeep to where he and the late Morrie in his carrier were upside down.
blunebottle over 3 years ago
Yeah, I betcha you snore too, Aunty!
rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago
Put the pillow down, Aunty. No, not on Walt’s face!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Plotting is one thing. Doing is another thing.
Shirl Summ Premium Member over 3 years ago
When the snoring became too much, I just started sleeping in another room. I tried for a long while to just gently wake him, but the snoring soon resumed.
Tra1nman2 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I solved the problem of my wife’s snoring by wearing earplugs at night. I’ve been doing it for close to 40 years now and her snoring no longer bothers me. It’s a small price to pay for a happy marriage.
pcolli over 3 years ago
And what noises do you make in your sleep, Aunty?
dflak over 3 years ago
My snoring is epic. I have sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns which is also the same reason why I can set a car alarm off at 50 paces when I sneeze. I have to lower the windows in my car when I sneeze so I don’t have to explain to the insurance company how I blew out the windows from the inside.
I can snore on my back, my side, my stomach, sitting in a chair and even standing on my head.
They do not measure my snores in decibels; they use the Richter scale.
My wife claims that I can suck the curtains off the rods and I have visions of my cat hanging on to them by her claws for dear life.
At home, we have separate bedrooms. Which is just as well since my wife thrashes around in her sleep. She once broke a toe while sleeping. Also she talks and sometimes yells in her sleep.
When we go on the road, it’s separate beds and ear plugs for her. This makes me sleep better. Otherwise I am awake all night trying not to snore.
My snoring got worse after I gave up smoking and after I lost a lot of weight. Yes, I have been tested for sleep apnea and it came out negative. I never have a sore throat and I always wake up refreshed.
Marvin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Aunty, get a nice bed for Walt in the basement.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
There’s no death penalty and you’ll get free room and board …
buckman-j over 3 years ago
Always the chauvinist AA, yeah, only men snore. BS
clynnb1224 Premium Member over 3 years ago
only i in bed
debra4life over 3 years ago
Two solutions: 1 – get a separate room, and/or 2 – get a good pair of sponge earplugs.
metagalaxy1970 over 3 years ago
Ear plugs
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 3 years ago
We both snore, him more than me. We have an adjustable bed with wireless remotes that we keep in each other’s reach so if the other’s snoring is a concern, just raise the head of the bed. It works amazingly well.
I don’t mind too much volume, changing his position only if his breathing pattern concerns me. It reminds me he’s right there. Snoring is the world’s most beautiful music – ask any widow. I nearly lost him two years ago when a drunk driver hit him head-on in his cousin’s Jeep to where he and the late Morrie in his carrier were upside down.
Dragoncat over 3 years ago
I’m sure a jury would understand…