Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 30, 2020

Don’t continue to harp about it.

That, my friends, is some string cheese!

But does it have lute morals?

Guess it wasn’t hard to get ’im to sing.

If it were really a Bold Faced lyre . it would have said “Yes.”

That lawyer has taken on the wrong case.

I wonder if we’ll ever see a sentence.

But you can pluck the truth from it.

the cops are still trying to get him to sing about where he stashed the lute…

Is he Aeolian? If so, he’s got a breezy personality, and he will just keep stringing us along!!!

He’ll keep giving you some song and dance about what really happened!

Recognition at last!

Striking a hostile chord.

Very Punny… I think … We’ll, maybe.

No it’s not. It’s an italic immigrant.

At least it’s not bald. I think.

And if he had no hair, he’d be a bald boldfaced lyre.

You mean a Bold Faced Lyre.

…and he believes these are true to be self evident..

The prosecutor has orchestrated the lyre’s downfall. He’s playing him for a fool. But the lyre’s seen his notes and will string him along for awhile before dramatically revealing that he went out at eight to the bar.

They taught me to pronounce it “lir.” Took me a while to get the joke.

No, this is a boldfaced lyre.

It’s actually ‘baldfaced’ lie, archaically ‘barefaced’ lie. ‘Boldfaced’ meant proudly. And, okay, Drumpf and his cohort do lie with pride most of the time, or so it seems.