Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 16, 2020

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    Steve Bartholomew  almost 4 years ago

    Broadsider.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Boilerplate.

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Start as a sloganeer and see how it goes.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …good one, Supe…

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    The Old Wolf  almost 4 years ago

    I learned by sad experience that “door-hangerteers” are not welcome on many properties.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    … aah, the sweet innocence of a little leaflet…

    …next thing you know, they’re handing out Sofa King coupons…

    …or worse…

    …become Three Musketeers working for Mickey Mouse…

    …not that working is such a bad word…

    …working yourself into a corner or into a dizzy are not the best…

    …but eating at Joe’s…

    …or the end of the world is coming can be a heavy burden…

    …Burt & Ernie fan fiction is the route I see most pamphleteers doing now-a-days…

    …that and Froglandia bingo night at the former Formal tire store…

    …off to the blog…

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …a quick comment on the Mark Trail thing…

    …I am a fan of Mark…

    …the upgrade is interesting…

    … I like it…

    …I wonder if any of the people complaining even enjoy the outdoors…

    …or ever been on the Appalachian Trail?…

    …you thru hikers know what I’m talking about …

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    INGSOC   almost 4 years ago

    be a jaywalker, and a mall walker

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    Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago

     

    Hey Tee! I finally spotted Your typo in Panel 2 on January 4, 2009!

    (don’t get defensive, fellow loyal cult FA followers – just trying to keep Her humble)

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Pamphlets have a cachet that is lacking with leaflets. They have more gravitas, if you will. However, if one is walking in front of a bus, the future may not be much of a concern.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 4 years ago

    Musketeers

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    coltish1  almost 4 years ago

    Are they mutually exclusive? Must they be concurrent, or can they be consecutive? … And is that young person clothed? Because …

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 4 years ago

    For now, let the gears whine…

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Spotted at WallyWorld?

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    I must report a Joe-AllenDoty sighting at La Cucaracha.

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    gigagrouch  almost 4 years ago

    When all else fails, there’s always graffiti.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 4 years ago

    Shoot for being a sign twirler … athleticism on display …!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    You can always be a puppet-TEER, a rah rah sis boom bah CEER-leader, The chEERy in the cake, oh hell, you can be anythingeer! Engineer, builder Bob-eer…….

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    edwardhnelson  almost 4 years ago
    Check with our emerging Ministry of Truth before choosing!
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    willie_mctell  almost 4 years ago

    Tough decision.

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    InquireWithin  almost 4 years ago

    Pamphleteer? Leafleteer?

    Twittersphere!

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    katina.cooper  almost 4 years ago

    Be a Frogleteer. You’ll be a lot happier.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    How quaint! Two nearly extinct variations of a profession. I think The Little Guy need not worry himself unduly, however. It appears as thought that large truck will squash his reckless red body flatter than it already is in a matter of a second, maybe two seconds. He should have stayed on the curb until the light was fully green for him.

    Lame lesson learned?

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    painedsmile  almost 4 years ago

    Is the little guy incontinent? I see some piddle.

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    6turtle9  almost 4 years ago

    Hopes and dreams of the short bus rider.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    ONLY six lava lakes on Earth? I say that’s plenty! But why don’t they include the Lovefeel Lava Flows of Froglandia? How lame are they?

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    Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago

     

    Holy Mother of Trolls!

    Did anyone else see who commented on that Mark Trail comic She linked to on the blog?

    TDL Unite!

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …Mark Trail has been a daily read of mine for a long time…

    …as long as there is no underwear being used as a shirt around neon lava lakes I don’t see a problem…Andy, Mark’s version of Lassie…

    …was just attacked by a pack of wild dogs…

    …or did Andy attack them…either way, Mark wouldn’t go on a televised award show until Mark knew Andy was out of the woods…

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …yes, it does look like the little leaflet is quite a stream of consciousness…

    …but, you don’t piss into the wind…

    …“Sorry, Dude.”…

    …you don’t pull on s Superman’s cape…

    …which used to have a yellow ‘S’ on the back of it…

    …but why wouldn’t Super Girl not wear tights or pants…

    …guys still wanting to see her underwear…

    …most people blame the limbic system for such naughty behavior…

    …but the space between the ears is the real turn on…

    …on our very first date I asked my future wife…

    …my then future wife…

    …if she would like to see my etchings…

    …I meant drawings…

    …just a small snafu…

    …a little white lie…

    …she said no…

    …so, we ordered orange beef, instead…

    …the container really is a plate …

    …there’s a baseball metaphor there somewhere…

    …and she did touch my ‘S’ later on in the story…

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    Back in 1968 I used to sell the left wing newspaper The Berkeley Barb on the street corner for 25 cents each. I got to keep 15 cents.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Oh, no! They’ll Kill Bill, again!

    Don’t try crossing that street, son!

    THUD!

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    charles9156  almost 4 years ago

    life has some difficult choices!

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