Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 18, 2020

A stick in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Kinda depends on what you stick with it. With Halloween coming up, it might be a good idea to have a pointy one.

Pick UP sticks, on the other hand…..a game of skill and calm….

If I pick a stick, can I poke annoying lame people?

I was shopping at the Bath Mat factory and someone cut in front of me so I picked my stick and poked them in the ribs…..

Or pick a stick and get a grip. Are the grips able to be exchanged between sticks if they are not integral?

…Styx…

…the rock group…

…not the river …

…could individually be called a Stick, I assume…

…Sticks and stones can break my bones…

…but names will never hurt me…

…{ unless the president tells for me to be locked up…

…and someone kidnaps me…

…and throws me into Lake Michigan…

…but that could never happen here}…

…and stick with it…

…that happened to me and a tube of superglue, once…

…whoo…

…I never thought Froglandia would hop onto the Harry Potter scene…

…but, once again, this proves if you stick with it…

…like, I collected over 500 Mallo Cup cash points…

…kept them in the junk drawer until I decided what cool prize I was going to win…

…a toy twirly gig or the actual Mario Andretti STP 1969 Indy car that won that years Indy 500…

…some decisions are harder to pick than to stick with…

Hello, Doctor!

Mama come here quick!

Stick with your pick.

I’m kinda fond of this one:

https://www.budk.com/Roaring-Silver-And-Gold-Dragon-Sword-Cane-37507

Handle it well … now, “Stick ‘em up” …!

I want a leaded one, well balanced.

I want a sword cane. This here’s a knife.

avoid texting when with your stick as you’re out on a stroll

Pick a stick that you cane live with.

No, I’m just happy to see you!

Hey Man.. Watch it.. That Timex could get you stuck in the eye or traffic.

Since it’s treat time, she might be talking about gum, ya know?

Three Doctors and no TARDIS? Inconceivable!

My mother has an umbrella stand at the front door with 20 plus walking sticks in it. All manner of antiques from around the world. Different head/handles, colors, designs.

Spaghetti Sticks

Wet noodles that stick up to the stairway to heaven without a Peter paddle.

I thought for a moment that FrogBlog was quickly approaching not being lame at all, but rather, quite entertaining; then I remembered what my standards for being entertained are. Imagine my relief.

I shall have sturdy Stick Number One. with its subtly contoured handle. All the better to beat you with, flaccid frogs around this pond!

—Err, I mean, it looks more comfortable than the others with more flamboyant handles. Yeah, that’s it….

A Quick Glance at the Irish Shillelagh and Stick Fighting in General – YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PF3Yww6htc

Yes, it’s true, I’m stuck on you.

ALL sticks are boomerangs. The expensive boomerangs come back after you throw them, but these other low-tech versions are nice to practice with. Come closer…now, stand right there and don’t move.