How would they know?
It is NOT the past tense of fit-bite!
Always looking for brains, never finding them.
And then there was the dyslexic zombie who went around looking for Brians.
Gee, I wonder why? /s
No more “LUB DUB” for you sweetheart!
According to my FitBit, I have a heart.
And there seems to be something wrong with their appetite too.
No heart and looking for brains…can I make the obvious political reference now?
I want to put on some electronic device that interferes with my body performance, while allowing all of my daily life to be tracked; and I want to pay for this.
Only 6,323 steps to the nearest brain!
Wow – my fitbit quit working awhile ago too – but I still have a pulse! —I think.
I bet that Mr. Blue-shirt-in-the-foreground’s FitBit is working just fine!
You don’t even want to check your blood pressure or take your temperature!
In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, “D-oh!”
It is obviously the batteries going dead! What else COULD it be, zombies? :)
I guess today’s strip answers the age old important question: Do zombies know they are dead?
Batteries must be dead
Apparently, they’re like the ghosts in “The Sixth Sense”: ridiculously slow to realize they’re dead.
I guess it’s something that you still have an arm to wear it.
July 17, 2015
ekke almost 4 years ago
How would they know?
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
It is NOT the past tense of fit-bite!
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Always looking for brains, never finding them.
RAGs almost 4 years ago
And then there was the dyslexic zombie who went around looking for Brians.
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
Gee, I wonder why? /s
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
No more “LUB DUB” for you sweetheart!
dflak almost 4 years ago
According to my FitBit, I have a heart.
Lady loves a joke almost 4 years ago
And there seems to be something wrong with their appetite too.
kartis almost 4 years ago
No heart and looking for brains…can I make the obvious political reference now?
J Short almost 4 years ago
I want to put on some electronic device that interferes with my body performance, while allowing all of my daily life to be tracked; and I want to pay for this.
cooganm Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Only 6,323 steps to the nearest brain!
oldlady07 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Wow – my fitbit quit working awhile ago too – but I still have a pulse! —I think.
coffeemom88 almost 4 years ago
I bet that Mr. Blue-shirt-in-the-foreground’s FitBit is working just fine!
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You don’t even want to check your blood pressure or take your temperature!
TexTech almost 4 years ago
In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, “D-oh!”
Lightpainter almost 4 years ago
It is obviously the batteries going dead! What else COULD it be, zombies? :)
I guess today’s strip answers the age old important question: Do zombies know they are dead?
Dr_Fogg almost 4 years ago
Batteries must be dead
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
Apparently, they’re like the ghosts in “The Sixth Sense”: ridiculously slow to realize they’re dead.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
I guess it’s something that you still have an arm to wear it.