Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 27, 2020

How would they know?

It is NOT the past tense of fit-bite!

Always looking for brains, never finding them.

And then there was the dyslexic zombie who went around looking for Brians.

Gee, I wonder why? /s

No more “LUB DUB” for you sweetheart!

According to my FitBit, I have a heart.

And there seems to be something wrong with their appetite too.

No heart and looking for brains…can I make the obvious political reference now?

I want to put on some electronic device that interferes with my body performance, while allowing all of my daily life to be tracked; and I want to pay for this.

Only 6,323 steps to the nearest brain!

Wow – my fitbit quit working awhile ago too – but I still have a pulse! —I think.

I bet that Mr. Blue-shirt-in-the-foreground’s FitBit is working just fine!

You don’t even want to check your blood pressure or take your temperature!

In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, “D-oh!”

It is obviously the batteries going dead! What else COULD it be, zombies? :)

I guess today’s strip answers the age old important question: Do zombies know they are dead?

Batteries must be dead

Apparently, they’re like the ghosts in “The Sixth Sense”: ridiculously slow to realize they’re dead.

I guess it’s something that you still have an arm to wear it.