Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for November 02, 2020

It is laughable to continue trying to make fun of an elder person staying home away from a deadly virus only an idiot like Donald J Trump would have rallys with thousands of people spreading it 700 confirmed covid deaths have been directly connected to his rallys.

https://variety.com/2020/politics/news/trump-rally-coronavirus-stanford-study-1234820727/

They’ll have to steam 45’s smell out of it. I hear his depends tend to leak.

$99,000,000 saved on golf trips should cover the costs.

https://presidentialgolftracker.com/2020/06/30/biden-vs-trump-golfing-habits-and-controversy/

Biden is very popular. He raised over a billion dollars for his campaign.

Why? The bunker was just Re-done for Trump.

All those rowdy parties with Kavanaugh and Gorsuch, left their mark.

He might not leave his basement in Delaware.

Once Kushner, the gatekeeper, is out they can just brick over the Hellmouth where the trumpeteers all normally reside.

Imagine the cost of decontamination of the entire White House!

There’s a hint of a trend in today’s comments so far.

Trump trying to speak about “herd immunity”, and it came out “turd mentality”:

https://youtu.be/SWtknlUzCaU

The most amazingly self-aware thing he’s ever said.

They will have to get the smell of orange dog poop out.

President Biden might have to do what Harry Truman did to the White House. Some stains and odors just don’t wash out. Either that or lots of disinfectant, decontaminant, and burning sage. And new drapes everywhere and refurnish the Oval Office for sure.

Bunker baby has already taken care of all that.

Yeah & the Oval Office will have to be redone to. To the Rubber Room!

The OVAL basement! :P

The whole place will need to be sanitized to make sure the COVID virus is gone.

@EricandBillTeitelbaum – Right on…right on…funny line!

In the basement while the rest of the WH and the Rose Garden get cleansed of Covid.

It might be cheaper to bulldoze it and build another one.

Who was it that fled to the basement bunker because he was scared of black people? Oh, yeah. It was that orange dude. The Biden/basement is just more invented BS by the right.

When the remodel crew enters the bunker, the mystery of the disappearance of one Donald J. Trump, on the lam from New York state prosecutors, will be solved at last. DJT’s reaction to being found will require extensive fumigation, after removal of … .

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