Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 22, 2020

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    No chance, I ain’t no Johnny Reb!

    (Did live in Texas for a short while; does that count?)

    (Also, I have a friend named Robin. Phly, Robin, phly!) https://tinyurl.com/ntcoj5h

    —Thanks to Urban Dictionary for bailing me out when all else failed (or wanted to charge admission).

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Buy one, get one free!

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    willie_mctell  about 4 years ago

    Had to look it up. Apparently I’ve been one all my life.

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    Pickled Pete  about 4 years ago

    That explains the ‘very stable genius’ label !

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 4 years ago

    I will add this to my eclectic and serendipitous war chest I fondly call LAME …!

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    katina.cooper  about 4 years ago

    That is a mutant butterfly. It’s gonna eat him when he sleeps.

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    danshen  about 4 years ago

    Phlyarologists are everywhere, but most of them don’t know it.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The Ministry of Silly Walks is not amused.

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    6turtle9  about 4 years ago

    Spare some change?

    Senseless, nonsense, sensed, missense, subsense, senseful, antisense, multisense, commonsense, consense, ambisense, foresense, oversense, beyonsense, supersense, undersense, spidey-sense

    Insense am I

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    *Hot Rod*  about 4 years ago

    My Father aways said I wouldn’t amount too diddly squat.

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    painedsmile  about 4 years ago

    Why does he have an open safety pin on his neck? And what kind of creature is basking itself on his shoulder?

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    The Old Wolf  about 4 years ago

    If Teresa were not a phlyarologist, I wouldn’t be here. There’s enough “fromm und bieder” in the world out there already…

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago

    …silly rabbit, Trix are for kids…

    …Frog Applause is serious business…

    …yea ha…

    …I went to a Ted lecture, but Carl talked and Greg juggled …

    …as usually, I’m left in the dark…

    …said the night light…

    …I heard that The Dark Side Of The Moon is Darth Vader’s favorite album…

    …Well, long tall SallyShe’s built for speedShe got everything that Uncle John need…

    …April, May & June, the Summers triplets…

    …look good in sun dresses…

    …but why is it that everytime something looks good on June, I want to take it off her?…

    …bath mats safe lives…

    …and Froglandia saves minds…

    …because they are a terrible thing to waste…

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago

    …when I was young a Donald Duck cartoon ran exactly above the Beetle Baily cartoon. One day- panel by panel – both comics ran the exact same gag. I always wished I cut them out and saved them…

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    ransomknotts  about 4 years ago

    I’d rather be #1 than be #2.

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    This lame strip led me to look up phlyarology: ‘Phlyarology then, is the study of nonsense; and a phlyarologist is one who studies nonsense — not, necessarily, one who speaks it.’

    Huh. So, is phylarology a recognised language for Google Translate? B^D

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