Pickles by Brian Crane for November 13, 2020

Time for some larger pants Earl. Or you could always go for those stretchy types.

You are probably too old for the other thing it might have been.

whoop-tee-doo

Sweat pants are my friends. Why? Because one time when my personal trainer at the gym asked me what my fitness goals were I told him, “To look down and see my feet.” He wrote it in my chart! :-)

I only get that effect when I’m leaned all the way over trying to trim my toenails. (Yeah, TMI, but hey, I’m old enough to not care…)

So at least it wasn’t benign paroxysmal positional vertigo.

Sounds like he was on the Covid Diet, like many of the rest of us.

Same here Earl when I get into the car! (Need a diet)

Pigs don’t sweat, that is why they try to cool off in the mud.

Looks like pantatightopic syndrome!

Well Earl if you would stop being a “Spud” and do some work , life might be different …….

What are “pants”?

But then Opal passed out.

Evidently not the same pants he’s wearing now…

Roscoe sitting just next to Earl in panels one and Four would have been just perfect . Sorry but not a Nice script today . Sad : (

LOL

I once had a similar problem. I awoke wifh a terrible pressure on my chest and I couldn’t move. Then I realized it was the cat, sitting on top of me. He was a Maine Coon.

Once in a while my reflux will go into overdrive and it feels like a heart attack, but drinking some water stops the pain instantly.

Paraphrasing; have you ever taken a poop so big that your your pants fit better? Ala Ron White.

One reason I always wear overalls (dungarees)!

Fool.. you put on the wrong pants. Put your glasses on before you get a clean pair from the closet

True me, till I surrendered to suspenders.

He has dunlops disease – his belly done lop over his belt.

Pigs don’t sweat. No sweat glands.

…the REAL reason for what is called indecent exposure…

Reminds me of what a preacher once said. He told the congregation that earlier in the day, he went to work out. He sweated, groaned, strained, and nearly passed out. Once he had his leotards on, however, he was ready to work out!

ROFLMAO! Love it!

This Thanksgiving Day comic is early!

Overly tight underwear will do that also.

About twelve years ago I thought I was having a heart attack. Then I burped, drank some water, and the searing chest pain disappeared. That was my first experience with massive acid reflux.

Very tight pants→decreased venous return→decreased cardiac output→

decreased blood flow to brain.

Sounds more like low sugar to me !

I’ve done all that a few times, was even ready to call 911, then one big burp and I’m fine again!