Long John probably won’t mind your borrowing. But, do they fit, ‘cause he’s, you know, long John.
Or, wait. Drat!
See, kids?
This was meant as a lesson: PUNCTUATION MATTERS, and the “missing” apostrophe vitiates my feeble attempt at humor. Feeble? Heck, darn Lame! [Note: the preceding remark has been sanitized for potential Family viewership, though the family that reads Frog Applause together must be kinda weird to begin with….]
Longjohns, the one flap undie? OR the one piece, button down flap in the front? Longjohns, with the feet and two flaps? Longjohns, one piece, run to the bathroom, no flap undies? a watch out…don’t trip on the froglandian bath mat…. so lame
Bill Thompson almost 4 years ago
Your underwear ran out? Man, that stuff needed washing bad!
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
Possibly ex-commando.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It isn’t laundry day until it absolutely HAS TO BE laundry day.
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
Oh wear have you gone John L. Sullivan … Froglandia turns its buggy eyes to you … woo woo woo … BUT it’s too late, ‘cause now he’s 6 feet under …!
The Old Wolf almost 4 years ago
Given the fact that it’s -20° F outside right now, I’d say that was a pretty satisfying confluence of events.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…but long John’s are underwear…
…it’s the silvers that ain’t underwear…
…I woke up this morning and put on my cleanest dirty shirt…
…no fly is a deal breaker on men’s underwear for me…
…if it makes you happy, it can’t be that bad…
…do these long John’s have feet?…
…‘cuz they ain’t long John’s if they have feet…
…or a crooked line in the back…
…or if you have to cry uncle…
…oh, wait…
…that’s cruel shoes…
…as long as you don’t or an umbrella drink with your flapjacks you should be alright…
…are they the full body ling John’s with a trapdoor in back?…
katina.cooper almost 4 years ago
Or you could do like some of us do at home and wear nothing at all.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Long John probably won’t mind your borrowing. But, do they fit, ‘cause he’s, you know, long John.
Or, wait. Drat!
See, kids?
This was meant as a lesson: PUNCTUATION MATTERS, and the “missing” apostrophe vitiates my feeble attempt at humor. Feeble? Heck, darn Lame! [Note: the preceding remark has been sanitized for potential Family viewership, though the family that reads Frog Applause together must be kinda weird to begin with….]
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I have an Immersion Research® enter-thru-the-neck bunny suit, but I only wear it under my Kokatat dry suit.
(but I don’t think that’s exactly what She is referring to)
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Longjohns, the one flap undie? OR the one piece, button down flap in the front? Longjohns, with the feet and two flaps? Longjohns, one piece, run to the bathroom, no flap undies? a watch out…don’t trip on the froglandian bath mat…. so lame
INGSOC almost 4 years ago
donuts doughnuts are to be consumed, not worn
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
“Like a turkey through the corn.”
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Who’s fault is that? Are you bragging or complaining? Do you need a maid?
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I googled First Lady of Bath Mats.
Sadly, it wasn’t You.
gigagrouch almost 4 years ago
i’m wearing them becase it’s cold!
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
When you are fuzzy like a bunny, you don’t really need to wear underwear.
What was she to me that for her I should mow my hirsute glories?
Are you canescent, hoary, puberulent, sericious, or simply pilous? Hurray, you’re on your way!
Are your ears floccose, comose, and hilariously pappose? Shout with glee, flaunt unapologetically!
Is your bum fairly lanate, or perhaps more tomentous? Undies abolition? Fear not inhibition! No #ucks given!
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
Re: About Frog Applause
Less is more. Forget pretentious wordiness. I think this random comment sums it up perfectly-
“Can anybody describe the comic strip Frog Applause to me? I like it, but I don’t know why.”
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…About Frog Applause…
… Zippers work, though we don’t know how…
…Mz. Burritt takes the next logical step: Can Google be of any use besides selling our personal data?…
… Does Van Gogh have an ear for music?…
…What if poetry does not care what you say, but how you say it? …
…Can postcards save the day?…
…This Frog Applause is a quarry…
…The water is deep, but swim at your own risk…
ransomknotts almost 4 years ago
How long does it take to do laundry?