Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 10, 2020

And soon, too!

Women! Always trying to change their men.

" Yes. But she no want to change me diaper. "

Apparently there is some kind of advocacy group that says parents need to get permission from their babies before changing them. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

Diapers don’t need to be changed very often if you follow the guidelines on the package which says, “12 to 16 pounds.”

Not wants… needs.

Who is he talking to?

Just wait until you start to become her.

Some people believe that we shouldn’t try to influence our children’s choices:

Male / Female

Clothed / Unclothed

Potty Trained / Ewwwww

Forty year old midget wants to role play “babysitter”

Babies are like politicians. They both need to be changed frequently, and for the same reason.

Consider the alternative.

“The only time a woman succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.”

Well, that Depends on who you are talking to.