B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 09, 2020

Thor seems to be “thor (sore) loser”

Oh, deer.

Turn around, deer, and charge!

Deer-missing.

Practice makes perfect??

Our of spears.

Missed him by that much.

And the deer is showing Thor its backside.

Our deer have learned that where there are many houses, they’re safe.

Bet he couldn’t get to many people to hold Targe’s for him to practice on.Targe’s where a round shield that where used by archers to practice on. Its where we get the name Target from.

He isn’t to fawned of loosing his spears……

Don’t give up now! You’ve nearly got him caged.

It’s kind of like “fishing” (what I do) and “catching” (what I apparently don’t).

Well, you try too hit a mooing target then!

Thor is well on his way to becoming a vegetarian …

Meanwhile, the deer goes home to his family: “You should have seen this human trying to spear me…he couldn’t hit the broad side of a cave!”

My cousin lives in Virginia and is a hunter. He’s had chats with game wardens.

The game wardens have “decoy dear” that they set out to catch poachers. The deer has a battery operated tail that it flicks and a head that moves.

Poachers will sometimes take multiple shots at the decoy.

Now I am a city boy from Brooklyn and even I know that there are only two possible outcomes to shooting at a real deer: you either hit it and it goes down, or you miss it and it runs away. It does not stand there waiting to get shot.

It kind of makes me wonder which of the two is the “dumb animal.”

The game in maine stay mainly in the plane

you’d think he’d have some sort of godlike hammer to use…

Have you considered drowning worms?

This may just become the genesis of the vegan disposition in humanity. Apples are way easier to skewer.

If he can SEE that Thor’s deer hunting, why in God’s name does he ASK Thor what he’s doing?

this is called “spin”

I’d much rather watch deer than hunt them. And yes, I’m a meat eater – I just don’t want to think about where that ribeye comes from.

A few more spears and you would have him fenced in.

Similar to me fishing…..

Is the object so see which spear lands closest?

He’d rather spear than peer, but it didn’t work out that way.

Eek! A flashback to my early days of deer bow hunting, gadzooks!

The deer looks real worried.

The fact that the deer is not even startled tells me a lot about Thor’s hunting skills.

Thor has to repeat himself, because it appears he couldn’t get his point across.

Survival of the fittest — if this represents the caliber of his hunting skills, Thor is likely heading down the road to extinction.

“The safest place to be is right in front of thee.”