Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 14, 2020

Colluding with the Chinese, eh?

especially since he’s got such a checkered past…

The queen meets up with the kinged one in a dark corner. It will never work out as they are on different planes.

But, I’m game if you are!

An unlikely affair. The children would be ugly.

Check!

As the queen would later say… King me, baby.

The King’s a little short. I wonder what she sees in him?

Very good, an original comic.

They are going to get board with each other eventually.

Eventually they’ll go to The Outback Steakhose where they’ll enjoy a wonderful meal and ask for the check, mate.

I don’t play chess, don’t know rules at all. But I’m guessing that’s a chess queen? Checkers is my game, though and know that’s a king.

Mischessination.

She prefers men who rise through the ranks to those born into nobility.

Checkmate her

Worlds apart. Destined to have a bored (board) life.

He’s not looking for a long relationship, he just wants to jump her.

My guess? 94.5% out there won’t get it. I fell off the chair.

They’re gonna have compatibility issues.

Where’s Cardinal Richelieu when you really need him?

Ahh, the infamous “checkers” speech again…

got netflix? their new series “Queen’s Gambit” looks good so far (eps one), iff rough language isn’t a deal breaker