Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 16, 2020

Yeah, until she asks where are the rest rooms.

Just think of how many times you’ve been in there and not used their restroom. It all works out…if you’ll pardon the expression.

With a friend at his kid’s soccer game. No port-a-potties!! Found a restaurant and told them we were coming back later to eat. That didn’t happen.

McDonald’s is my favorite for pulling that off.

Take the menu inside the bathroom.

McDonalds doesn’t care.

Been there, done that, many times. Not lately, though. Paranoid as I am, I see public restrooms as big old COVID incubators.

When we go on long trips, we always check out beforehand where the Mickey D’s are. We call them McRestStops.

Most places are cool with it. Sometimes, on a long trip, I’ll buy a token soft drink or something. They have bills to pay to maintain those places.

Bathroom humor is always good for a laugh.

Restaurants don’t have bathrooms…

I rarely if ever go to McDonalds. However, they usually do keep their restrooms clean. On a long drive, we will stop at McDonalds for a “rest” break and I will usually get a cup of coffee or a coke. It seems only fair…..