Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 25, 2020

Make all the rules as we go.

Har. De. Har.

That’s like putting procrastinate on your to do list. I did that once. Big mistake. Still haven’t gotten around to it.

All rules apply to those we don’t like. That seems very familiar.

Thereafter, Johnson was unruly and never did anything write.

Rules are made to be broken and who needs a paper trail?

I had a boss who made up rules on the fly, and changed them daily.

That’s better than the Fight Club rules!

Calvinball rules.

There is an exception to every rule and therefore, there should be a rule that says no exceptions…

Evidence

“Got it, boss. Can you put that in writing?”

As Barney Fife tells prisoners at the Mayberry Lockup: “Rule Number One: OBEY ALL RULES”

That made him feel more like he does now than he did a little while ago.

Someone’s already on Thanksgiving break…

Don’t write anything down, and make sure nobody overhears what you say to another…

The Fahrenheit 451 Foundation?

Sound advice but don’t quote me on that!