Herman by Jim Unger for December 27, 2020

Opposable thumbs are good for more than just holding a banana…

Cell Phone Cyborg. Just wait until a WiFi port is part of your brain. Zzzzzt.

Yep! It’s so annoying when you are in the middle of a good game and somebody calls or texts.

Reading GoComics!

How about more leaders? Folks who will educate you in ways to become a whole human, instead of a digit.

I might be the only person in America who uses his phone primarily to make and receive phone calls.

I’ve had the phone over two years and have taken dozens of pictures: all of them of documents.

I’ve used Google’s Voice Assistant just to see that it works. It does very well, thank you.

I do receive text messages for my two-factor identification for logging into sites.

Oy!

I wanna know why I didn’t have one when I was taking Greyhound around the country.

Ironically, ‘smart’ phones are mostly used for spreading stupidity.

And they call it social media. More like antisocial media.

Irony…..

So much for modern technology…

I remember when phones only had one ring tone.

thats like having a car and only using it to open and close the doors and look in the mirror but i agree people spend far too much time on them. i dont use all of the apps. i have either.

I still have a hard time answering a call; the swipe thing continues to get the better of me.

I still have & use my original flip phone that I got in ’05 or ’06. Texting is possible, but one must have patience… gH dE pqR M A mN for example.

Geez, and I have to plead guilty to that.