Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 30, 2020

Out Our Way!!

Keep him away from the mules.

And the Sons of the Pioneers sued for defamation of Cowboy and Western singers.

Wyoming, where men are men, and the sheep are in hiding

I’d have a discouraging word or two for him.

’there’s one thing she offen brings out thet’s a dang sight better left in’ says it all…

If you’re doing it on the range, make sure the burners are all turned off.

Just goes to show when it comes to “sex” there’s nothing new under the sun ! ( although I think I’ll pass on envisioning this seen ! )

I guess those over size chaps could pass for a skirt…

He’s not even a lumberjack.

“Run Away!” ~ I get it… ;)

Where line dancing’s fun….I’m becoming a nun…..so I can wear a habit all day!

This should have ended with “Burma Shave”.

The Village People did sing ‘Go West’ didn’t they?

Well, you can kiss Nashville goodbye…

Eeeeeeh, your mothers mustache ….shut up already…..

Luckily, the sheep have skedaddled.

The opera ain’t over until the castrato sings.

Gift recommendation for Wyoming ranchers: Velcro gloves

Keep yer britches on and yer guns oiled.

The poetic caption at the bottom of the original panel sure seems like an oblique reference to exposing oneself.

Home On The Range always reminds me of this line:“Where the vegetables are green,And you can pee right into the stream!(And that’s important!)”

hmmm…they both appear to be sidekicks…

The old timer with the pipe is thinking “time to change saddle partners.”

Let’s see what Ru Paul can do with him before things get beyond redemption.

Storyboard for an early (and rejected) version of the opening for “The Cheyenne Social Club”.

“I’m a lumberjack and I’m OKAY!”

Old guy: “Well, I think you look fabulous, cowpoke.”

I’m so old that I remember Williams work in the daily paper. The degree of ink work he did daily, compared to the present to comics, was amazing. Even back in the ’40s, his ’Born 30 years too soon" seemed of another time.

“Out in the land where the weak are target practice, out in the land where they shoot the mild and meek, Out where the bad are a whole lot badder if you’re the type with a nervous bladder – BOY your saddle’s gonna’ reek, cause you’re not home on the range cowboy, you’re really up the creek"… – Disney’s “Home on the Range”…

The U.S. version of “I’m a Lumberjack.”

To quote Pink Floyd: “Run! Rabbit, Run!”