Joe invited his friend Bill to come to his cabin by the lake, so they could do some duck hunting. Joe says “My dog is so smart, he can tell you how many ducks are on the lake at any time.” Bill seemed skeptical, so Joe opened the door and sent the dog out. The dog came back shortly, sat down and barked three times. When the two men looked out, there were 3 ducks on the lake.Later, the dog went out again, came back and barked 5 times. Sure enough, there were 5 ducks on the lake.Then the dog went out again, and came back, very excited, with a large branch in his mouth, shaking it vigorously from side to side. Bill asked “What does that mean”? Joe said “That means there are more ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!”
stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s not nice to point.
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
No.
That beastie is posing for Play Wolf Magazine.
wiatr almost 4 years ago
I know which one would be the hunt-er and which would be the hunt-ed.
Enter.Name.Here almost 4 years ago
He has his eye on those huge thigh bones.
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
Prey you could hunt… but… is it wise to tempt Fate?
Farside99 almost 4 years ago
We’re gonna need a bigger wolf.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Just be careful if Wolf starts pointing at you!
BigDaveGlass almost 4 years ago
When optimism exceeds ability….
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Reminds me of another joke…
Joe invited his friend Bill to come to his cabin by the lake, so they could do some duck hunting. Joe says “My dog is so smart, he can tell you how many ducks are on the lake at any time.” Bill seemed skeptical, so Joe opened the door and sent the dog out. The dog came back shortly, sat down and barked three times. When the two men looked out, there were 3 ducks on the lake.Later, the dog went out again, came back and barked 5 times. Sure enough, there were 5 ducks on the lake.Then the dog went out again, and came back, very excited, with a large branch in his mouth, shaking it vigorously from side to side. Bill asked “What does that mean”? Joe said “That means there are more ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!”
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Ummmm I am not hungry all of a sudden…
Geophyzz almost 4 years ago
Maybe that’s why the mammals didn’t get going until the dinosaurs were gone.
Chris almost 4 years ago
hunt or hunted?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Discretion is, indeed, the better part of valor.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Let us go gathering …
Prey almost 4 years ago
I heard the breed Pointer has been replaced by the Emailer!
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Not worth having to floss for I guess.
Durak Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“I found him boss! The rest is up to you!”
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
Point well taken, wolf.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Does it taste like chicken?
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Ah Wolfie, you need to lower your expectations.
paranormal almost 4 years ago
Wolf is getting a little near-sighted…