Joe invited his friend Bill to come to his cabin by the lake, so they could do some duck hunting. Joe says “My dog is so smart, he can tell you how many ducks are on the lake at any time.” Bill seemed skeptical, so Joe opened the door and sent the dog out. The dog came back shortly, sat down and barked three times. When the two men looked out, there were 3 ducks on the lake.Later, the dog went out again, came back and barked 5 times. Sure enough, there were 5 ducks on the lake.Then the dog went out again, and came back, very excited, with a large branch in his mouth, shaking it vigorously from side to side. Bill asked “What does that mean”? Joe said “That means there are more ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!”
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s not nice to point.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 3 years ago
No.
That beastie is posing for Play Wolf Magazine.
wiatr over 3 years ago
I know which one would be the hunt-er and which would be the hunt-ed.
Enter.Name.Here over 3 years ago
He has his eye on those huge thigh bones.
I Mad Am I over 3 years ago
Prey you could hunt… but… is it wise to tempt Fate?
Farside99 over 3 years ago
We’re gonna need a bigger wolf.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Just be careful if Wolf starts pointing at you!
DaveG1960 over 3 years ago
When optimism exceeds ability….
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
Reminds me of another joke…
Joe invited his friend Bill to come to his cabin by the lake, so they could do some duck hunting. Joe says “My dog is so smart, he can tell you how many ducks are on the lake at any time.” Bill seemed skeptical, so Joe opened the door and sent the dog out. The dog came back shortly, sat down and barked three times. When the two men looked out, there were 3 ducks on the lake.Later, the dog went out again, came back and barked 5 times. Sure enough, there were 5 ducks on the lake.Then the dog went out again, and came back, very excited, with a large branch in his mouth, shaking it vigorously from side to side. Bill asked “What does that mean”? Joe said “That means there are more ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!”
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Ummmm I am not hungry all of a sudden…
Geophyzz over 3 years ago
Maybe that’s why the mammals didn’t get going until the dinosaurs were gone.
Chris over 3 years ago
hunt or hunted?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Discretion is, indeed, the better part of valor.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Let us go gathering …
Prey over 3 years ago
I heard the breed Pointer has been replaced by the Emailer!
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Not worth having to floss for I guess.
Durak Premium Member over 3 years ago
“I found him boss! The rest is up to you!”
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
Point well taken, wolf.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Does it taste like chicken?
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Ah Wolfie, you need to lower your expectations.
paranormal over 3 years ago
Wolf is getting a little near-sighted…