Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 22, 2020

This requires quite some exercise, to detect hostile movements from doubtful warriors, especially from behind.

“… And now that we’re through with this, take me to your queen.”

Tarzan boomed, “Who else has weapons of wood and string?”

When all the Tarmangani doubtfully raised their hands, Tarzan continued,

“Who else has a loin cloth instead of trousers?”

At this, all the Tarmangani knodded with a growing certainty and doomed their queen to unrequited love.

Was the guy who wrote this story arc coming off of a weekend bender or something? Who else could have come up with this?

Only 2 people I know have eyes on the back of their heads. 1 was my Mom the other was my 7th grade teacher!

Tarzan has my vote!

One thing about Tarzan, he is not bashful. The Lone Ranger and The Phantom go to extraordinary lengths to avoid killing anyone. Tarzan hears a hostile movement (?) behind him and you’re a dead #%@*x.

Poor Sven, the guy who’s always 10 minutes late to a meeting finally gets the point.

So, these guys have mastered metallurgy, but are baffled by a bow and arrow. Hmm…

Who else has an invisible knife that shows up only when needed?

Tarzan is bragging way too much and is getting set-up for a big fall once the wily witch doctor comes along. Now where’s the slovenly King and lascivious sex-starved blonde Queen? Tantor had better return with his herd and teach these doubting Viking-clones a thing or two!

If you’re really the Great One, say “How sweet it is” or “To the moon, Alice”!

How many arrows does he have? He seems to be going through a lot of them

You’re the Great One you say? Ah….sure…I’m good with that.