Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 13, 2021

that’s quite a ponder

Wings? What wings? It doesn’t even have arms!

Lost in time, and lost in space…………And meaning

If the wings fall off, the claws will automatically tighten around the nearest banana nose

Sometimes Peanuts is surprisingly topical.

Relax. The Earth is not manufactured by Boeing …

But what if gravity fails?

And apparently it’s rotating faster lately.

No worries God’s got in covered….unless He decides to play tennis

Mr. Schulz? Mr. Idle on line 1.

https://youtu.be/0jHsq36_NTU

Nancy: “I…I feel faint…the whole world is spinning!”

Nick Danger: “That’s lucky for us, Nancy. If it were flat, all the Chinese would fall off.”

That’s so deep

We don’t need wings as long as we have turtles.

Well, don’t tell the politicians! We’ll have to pay higher energy prices to prevent global falling!

Then you shouldn’t know how really the solar system moves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4V-ooITrws

I am imagining a big blue Snitch, winging it’s way through space.

It’s a gigantic turtle, resting on the backs of 4 enormous elephants. What could possibly go wrong?

start ringing those bells

What if you walk off the edge?

I think we’ve all been very tense lately Snoopy during these crazy and scary times.

…The west wing already has.

One of our regulars at the food cupboard used to bend our ears about an impending collision with the planet Nebiru. https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/820635/Planet-X-to-hit-Earth-nibiru-apocalypse-end-of-the-world

Don’t worry Snoopy. Atlas, (Ἄτλας), will keep on holding the Earth and the celestial heavens up. It seems that he was fated to do so.

Me: But, the Earth doesn’t have wings. Snoopy: AAAHH! The wings already fell off! We’re doomed.Me: You don’t understand. The Earth never had wings.Snoopy: AAAHH! That means the Earth is a projectile! We’re going to crash! We will be destroyed! We’re all going to die!

Well, you didn’t survive (or Mr. Schultz didn’t survive) long enough for 2020 or 2021 so consider yourself lucky.

In the first panel the tension is obvious by snoopy’s neck.

Who knew that Snoopy was into Doomscrolling before it was a thing?

I would call us very lucky indeed…..

Silly dog. Wings aren’t involved. It’s turtles. All the way down.