B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 17, 2020

I think I’d go for one of those.

Pity it is only seasonal for as long as there is still snow

We need something like that here in GA now. Of course it would have to use something other than snow.

Pine cones would do in other seasons!

And then he sued her for attempted homicide. Think about it, she just buried him alive in an avalanche. people die in avalanches because they can’t dig themselves out do to the weight of the snow and run out of oxygen.

Not bad, Jane.

However most “folks” would have just used their granddad’s old club, and applied it liberally to the offender’s head. ;)

Makeshift. But effective nonetheless.

lol!!

Icy, what you did there!

I feel the same way about rhe $50 Phone Sentry I got from Amazon … No telemarketers, No Pollsters, No Wrong numbers … anyone NOT on my ‘White List’ gets a pre-recorded blow off msg. & my phone never rings. Valid calls come thru fine or are recorded.

Saves her from clubbing someone to death!

.________ ._____, ladies and gentlemen, brought to you by the uninformed American voter.

Looking forward to the summer version….

Good thing it wasn’t made by ACME.

I want to be a political analyst. It’s the only job where you can be more wrong than a weather forecaster and still keep your job.

When did this society advance to metal working?? That snow scoop is impressive.

A cool way of saying “No!”

Fat broad is very clever…yes indeed!

With that amount of snow, shouldn’t that be “FWUMP”?

I’d like to invest in one of those NORAD signs “No trespassing! Survivors will be Prosecuted.” , but I’m pretty sure someone would b1tch.

The Patent Office is reviewing my application for a narrow band electromagnetic pulse transmitter that will pass tremendous voltage exclusively, instantly, and automatically from my Pluggers landline telephone to any caller not on my contact list. FCC encourages resolving a few issues: EMP tends to destroy not only the other instrument but the entire structure in which it is contained. Several burn injuries also.

Wish they invented something similar for telemarketers

I need that and the one where I can do something similar when they call or text me.

I’d so love to do that to all the hate addicts who post on GoComics!

A critical weakness in polling is that the subjects are self-selecting: they can’t make us participate and a bunch of us do not want to. That means the polled subjects already have some relevant characteristics in common. Nobody like me responds to polls of any sort, and I know in that way there are a lot of people like me.

“When polled, 100% of respondents did not self-identify as a curmudgeon. We can safely assume curmudgeons do not exist.”

Snowed under by her response!

I miss the days before the robot calls when you could use every swear word you ever knew and yell them into the phone at whoever was on the other end.

Better than COVID, which keeps them away, but that lets them know what you think!

Especially good for Jehovah witnesses ringing….my bell at 9 AM Saturday morning..SMH

i like it!

Steel frame, steel gears, steel cables?

Politics is hard go get away from civilization.

In politics there are smart people and imbeciles, it’s very hard to tell one from the other.