Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 17, 2020

Any pinch in a pinch!But really… St. Patrick’s Day? What are you playing at here Jimmy J?

I love the shamrock fumes emanating from the boiling pot! 8^ )

JJ must be on vacation.

Time warp. Sent from the future. Covid must be over.

Since March?

Today is the 17th. I’ve heard of halfway to St. Patrick’s Day but this is the first Three quarters for me.

if you saw that bottom walk by would you not want to pinch it?

I’m lost. Who’s the patron saint to lead the way out of this?

Since we are in wacky world now, why can’t Dec 17 be St. Patrick’s Day? Designated hitter in the National League is proof that we are in an alternative universe.

JJ must have gotten a little too much Eggnog. I like it though. Its got the Christmas spirit with the Green sweater and Red turtle neck.

Do you only pinch women or do men get pinched too?

No matter, Janis, it is also Dyngus Day.

Playground rules. That means she gets to pinch you back 10 times.

Ah, Janis! If you could read men’s minds, you’d smack our faces! <3

Corned beef is one thing where getting top quality cuts is important.

How to make Corned Beef and Cabbage. Put the Corned Beef in a pot to boil. Throw the cabbage into the front yard for the deer to eat.

In my neck of the woods, Thursday’s are celebrated as “Jigg’s Dinner” day. A number of local restaurants feature corned beef and cabbage meals which was the favourite of the character Jiggs in the comic strip “Bringing Up Father.” One must follow tradition!

….fourth frame Janis: “…I’m wearing…. green..”

….fifth frame Arlo: “..not for long…”

There’s your problem. She’s wearing it.

We wear orange rather than green that day for reasons.

Hey Jimmy, any chance you can update the kickstarter page? Thanks.

Ah yes, the pinch well placed can lead to fun time had by all!

Just don’t wear it on July 12

The social isolation is finally getting to Arlo.

He just likes pinching your fanny. Can’t blame him…..

I love that Janis immediately gets with it, hee!

Some times “why not” is enough.

Ok, so I wasn’t the only one to not get it right away. Thanks for the explanation, folks.

At our house, every day is ‘Pinch Your Wife Day.’

Not on your butt…

What are the rules of relationship etiquette and timing for a pinch vs the full palm grab?

I read all the comments and this still doesn’t make sense.

Someone sneaking in some Iris joy between Xmas and New Years Jim?

This last year Arlo and Janis have been getting weirder and weirder. This one is so far out that it left the ball park.

Spank her.

“HELLO! I’M WEARING A GREEN SWEATER!”

(senses rudeness in this dialogue)