Herman by Jim Unger for December 30, 2020

Once married I stopped listening to Jimi (and others) out loud .

Keep the needle in the groove.

Oh, she’ll push your buttons alright. You’ll wish it was only the buttons on your stereo.

This is neither the time nor the place for these negotiations, Slick. Move ahead and deal later.

He should have written his own vows.

The true test of love in marriage – she doesn’t mess with his stuff.

Changing the settings on the Equalizer? That’s a divorce able offense.

Your music is now out. Her music is now your music.

or the pool boy

Or pick up truck or hunting dawgs or shootin’ arn (depends on where you live).

“…and keep your fingerprints off the playing surface of my records!”

He should have put all that stuff in the prenup agreement.

He’s going to have to face the music for that crack!

Right on!!!! lol

Or my fries.

She could have some rules of her own. Seems to be marital rules day.

Is she allowed other types of fooling around?

He is so delusional.