Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 21, 2020

Don’t forget the sappy ones, the ones that like to needle you, or keeping pining away for their ex. You need to find someone nice who can spruce the place up a bit.

Don’t commit just yet. Branch out first.

Where’s Twiggy?

Or the ones a few branches short of a full load.

Yep, that’s some deadwood you’re looking at there. The stuff that gets made into chicken coops.

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The one is the lower left has a pair of nice limbs though. But she’s from a rough branch of the family. She doesn’t nag so much as needle. But don’t pine, there will be another crop soon and you won’t be able to see the trees for the forest.

Is he so board that he want to go out wearing furniture now? Wood not he want to wait until it’s spring?

…as he pines for the good ole days

Any bare spots?

right. So how about you

We have a large fir tree on the side of our property. This year I decided to light it up so it is more noticeable than it usually is. Yesterday, coming home from grocery shopping I pulled into the driveway and noticed the tree is leaning about 8 degrees west of where it should be. Now it is going to have to come down, before it comes down on the neighbors.

remember, it’s not all about appearances!

Time to expined your horizons?

Until I got my synthetic tree, I never had one that wasn’t lopsided.

well, at least they should all smell good- js

Try Fangorn forest.

Don’t worry, a little lopsided is normal

“Oh wow! You smell just like a car freshener.”

Go to the X-rated site, for the ones with no needles.

Wait a week and he can start picking them up on any street corner.

Lighten up, oh perfect one. Maybe they can cook!

We just brought home a special needs tree. looks like it has scoliosis.

the two on the left are my favorites

BTW, what about the “trees” like Charlie Brown found?

Those and the ones who just want to travel.

Aren’t you supposed to like curves?

They are often more interesting.