Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 25, 2020

He came from Kansas? But he’s not in Kansas any more!

Merry Christmas everyone.

If you ever call this guy, ask how he is, and he says “my dogs are killin’ me!”, hang up & call 911 immediately.

…And what would you think if he asked you to gopher coffee…?

Great idea. Who would have thought to have a Wack-A-Mole in the living room. Merry Christmas to one and all.

This is what I call a construction joke: a site gag … and like this pun it will make you gag.

No, they’re meerkats! :-p

I don’t think he has a prairie with her.

So how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

She’ll weasel her way out of this predicament.

Here’s a mallet.

I thought a .22 would be more appropriate.

That would be so cool ! Prairie dogs are a hundred hoots-per-pound. I could watch the little dudes for hours … and have!

Many years ago, young nephews from the city found entertainment when visiting the farm. Uncle took them on a gopher hunting expedition. He drove and they fired at the gophers in the pasture from the back of the pickup. They got maybe 10 gophers and were very proud. Later found out they fired about 300 shells. My apologies to animal rights folks who feel the gophers should have been able to at least fire back.

He got the idea while working in his cubicle at work.

what if your a cat person are tigers just gonna roam free in your living room too?

His house has gone to the dogs.

The guy is obviously from Illinois.

Does he live in a Little House?