Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 31, 2020

Where Pig went wrong is math.

Me when my parents get mad about a B+…

Teach those people a lesson, Pig—take taxis instead!

Pig: but I only installed the app this morning. I haven’t used it yet.

Pig may have failed at life, but it has nothing to do with Uber.

what did the Uber do in order to get a .88 on its rating?

So, it just means that you’re not an uber Uber hack.

I used Uber and Lyft a few times a couple of years ago. Now I keep getting these desperate Emails from Uber Eats. Since I’m not traveling, they hope they can deliver food to me, but I have no problem getting it for myself. No idea what my rating as an Uber passenger is or was.

What’s an Uber rating?

Pig’s in a bit of a nosedive here.

I never knew there was Uber ratings for pork.

Man, Pig has got me beat – I’m at 4.78…now I need a picker-upper! :D

I’ve never used Uber. Is my rating a zero?

It all went wrong when Reaganomics was considered a thing!

Happy New Year ! …. Croc Power !

Uber driver‘s review: this passenger was a real pig!

Uber Alles. Pig!

When it’s perfect or bust, be prepared for bust!

Where are those comic censors with goat talking like that!

Inflated GPA

I suspect there is a valid correlation between level of life failure and need for validation from strangers on the internet.

Pig’s an uber driver?

You likely lost points when you ran over that passenger’s foot.

I hate Uber b

Didn’t know Pig drove for Uber. Just try harder, my friend, and Happy New Year.

Uber is electronic hitchhiking.

It would be higher if you didn’t smell like a pig

Pig is a goober @ times! Well, most of the time…

no it’s the 4.57 person I won’t pick up

My husband drove for both Uber and Lyft and said Lyft treated its drivers much better. He also got a better class of passenger from Lyft. The only drunk he had that he was afraid would puke in the car, whose friend had to wake her up and drag her out, that was Uber.

Wait until he checks his credit score.

You went with Ubber. That’s the answer to your question.

Bad tippers deserve this.

Isn’t that 4.88 out of a possible 5? Sounds pretty good to me. But does it really matter? What does one have to do to get an “Uber rating” anyway?